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Kai Lord said:
By definition, if you have elves and dragons, you must include Mercurial Quarterstaff wielding Leprechauns that carry wooden chairs strapped to their backs in case they need to jump off cliffs. Otherwise it just isn't fantasy.

No wonder you have a problem with D&D! Your games have mercurial quarterstaffs! How lame is that? Dude, I'd hate the game too. :D
 

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kreynolds said:

No wonder you have a problem with D&D! Your games have mercurial quarterstaffs! How lame is that? Dude, I'd hate the game too. :D

Troll. Everyone knows Mercurial Quarterstaffs=Dragons, and what is D&D without dragons?
 




kreynolds said:


Hmmm...I thought he was going for that whole "well-endowed reptile" thing myself.

Well, he said WITHOUT dragons, so that would just leave you with well-endowed dragon penii lying around, and that's just too disturbing.

IceBear
 

IceBear said:
Well, he said WITHOUT dragons, so that would just leave you with well-endowed dragon penii lying around, and that's just too disturbing.

Dragons don't have penii. Their eggs are brought to them by Wyvern's in funny little hats.
 


IceBear said:
Then why did you refer to them as being "well-endowed" if they don't have anything to be endowed? :)

I didn't. He said "Mercurial Quarterstaffs=Dragons" and I thought he was making a <bleep!> referrence. But I know the truth about where baby dragons come from! :)
 


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