How to destroy the Earth

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Stupid necromancers...

Necromancy?! Bah, that's no fun. The plan was far beyond anything mere mortals can understand. Hence why I still believe that I'm alive. The perfect plan!

 

[Ashwyn]

You're not going to do the typical bad guy tell-everyone-your-plan-while-they-still-have-a-chance-to-ruin-it-in-a-spectacular-array-of-events-lasting-roughly-two-hours?

Of course not. I'll reveal my plans when the world is destroyed, and no sooner.

 

[Jdvn1]

Necromancy?! Bah, that's no fun. The plan was far beyond anything mere mortals can understand. Hence why I still believe that I'm alive. The perfect plan!

While I cannot reliably comment on your plan, I do contest your insinuation that Necromancy is no fun. When you have hundreds of skeletons fanning you and doing your bidding, it's pretty fun.

 

[Jdvn1]

Of course not. I'll reveal my plans when the world is destroyed, and no sooner.

You have a flair for timing, don't you?

 

[Crothian]

not destroy...take over, you know, like the mice......

 

[Jdvn1]

The mice dont know anything. They thought there were no cats in America and the streets were filled with cheese.

 

[Crothian]

but then look at the Great Mouse Detective....he knows lots

 

[Jdvn1]

That's one mouse. He can't compete against a dance line of Russian mice.

 

[Crothian]

he can with vodka

 

[Krieg]

he can with vodka

Which would also explain why they're in line.