warlord said:
1.Uberelves now people think elves have to be demigods.
2.Legolas
3. dwarves hate elves
4.that alll dwarves are axe-weilding elf haters
5.he made everyone think gnomes suck
6. he made rangers gods
7. he created the half-orc barbarian
8.made halflingsa fat crybabies like sam gamgee
10. made gobilnoids universal cannonfodder
Now, I'm bored, and just got a discount set of troll-proof armor, so I thought I'd answer this as thoughtfully as possible. Everying is IMHO, and of course, YMMV when taking each point with a grain of salt, and all that rot.
So,
1. Before LOTR, the Hobbit, etc., there were only two kinds of elves; tiny, evil fay creatures, and norse demigod-like beings. That's it. They were the only ones. Now, there were a few mythical creatures/races (such as the celtic 'sidhe') which are somewhat like what we now know as elves, but there wasn't even the slightest connection between the two before Tolkien.
2. He's only bad in the movies, I say. In the books, he only had one knife, and he didn't go surfing down things, nor was he portrayed as a pretty-boy. For the Legophiles, blame Jackson.
3. You're probably right about that one, it is his 'fault', but I don't think it's that bad a thing compared to, for example, the default in D&D is that Celestials 'hate' Demons, clerics 'hate' undead, and druids 'hate' civilization.
4. Already answered this in part, but...
Would you agree that all paladins are evil-hating sword-wielders? Are all mind-flayers tentacle-wielding brain-eaters? Are all beholders eye-wielding everything-haters?
5. But they do! Or at least I think they do, in their current form. Now, if you make them short, nature-centric dwarves with narrower shoulders and pointy hats, then they're not so bad. But annoying tinkerers with spiky hair and a badger-fetish? Bleh, I'll take my game elsewhere.
6. No, he made rangers, period. Before LOTR, rangers were one thing, and one thing only (not counting the modern park-tending variety); soldiers who went on long patrols, and did a lot of traveling through the wilderness, and happened to use a lot of guerilla warfare. Now, to say that he made rangers godlike would be like saying he made magic rings the centerpiece of all fantasy to follow. They're not, and rangers haven't become the be all, end all character type either. And besides, they've been the most misinterpreted and poorly represented class in D&D since 1e. Except maybe the monk...who taught Friar Tuck martial arts?
7. He did no such thing. In fact, he actually invented the entire concept of the orc completely. Look as hard as you can; you won't find any pre-tolkien creature known as an orc, barring the 'ork', which was a large sea-monster. As for them being hulking brutes...well, that's not his fault; it's everybody else's for making their orc/half-orcs like the big, dumb, beefy ones instead of the small, nasty ones that liked stabbing each other's backs, and poisoning things.
8. He made them that way, and all other interpretations (which you may blame/thank the creators for) came
after he made the whole
short guy without a beard concept up. Like most of the things you've mentioned, this could be blamed more on the people who made their stuff up afterwards than Tolkien himself. Sort of like the blaming the greeks; they ruined modern society! 1. They made spartans into spear-wielding turk-haters, 2. They made math, and I hate geometry! etc.
9. You forgot number nine, but I'll answer either way; Step 3: Profit!
10. I'm not even going to answer that one because you made me so mad with 9...
So, to blame Tolkien for ruining modern fantasy would be like blaming Copernicus for the snarkiness of modern cosmology.
In conclusion, you're a troll. And no, you don't have lame, writhing hair, and an aversion to fire and acid; you're Morgoth's mockery of the ents, in the same way that the orcs were a mockery of elves.
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Anyway...uhhh...yeah...that started out pretty uninflamitory, but I couldn't stand it after number 5...well, I'm going to go work on writing up my "short, nature-centric dwarf with narrower shoulders and a pointy hat" version of the gnome...and while I'm at it, I'll go burn an effigy of Drizzt.
My hat for drau know no limpit.
Yes, I meant 'limpit'. Heh, limpit
