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Message: <blockquote data-quote="takyris" data-source="post: 1272624" data-attributes="member: 5171">Ladies and gentlemen, we knew this day was coming.Stern has commenced his attack upon the geeks.Alpha Squad, get those minis ready.  I want the big arena scene from Attack of the Clones, in color and with phosphorescent paint for the lightsabers, glued to the hood of his car by Friday morning.Beta Squad, if Stern's web-page isn't replaced with Photoshopped images of Stern involved in illegal sexual activity with the apropos slogan "If he played D&D, he'd know that BARDS GOT THE SHAFT" in really big letters across the top, there'll be hell to pay.Delta Squad, you've got the laptops, the jumper cables, and a tab at Radio Shack.  I want Stern's radio broadcast replaced with an endless loop of that Dead Alewives sketch in all major cities, and I want it now.Omega Force, you've spent all those years at the SCA preparing for this moment.  Let's show this punk what PVC, rattan, and duct tape can do in the right hands.Gaga About Gnomes... you guys have never taken orders.  You're a black mark on the field of organized combat.  But this time, your penchant for chaos may be what makes this all come together.Give 'em hell, you magificent sons o' beeshes.</blockquote>