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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Zinovia" data-source="post: 4152891" data-attributes="member: 57373">Art for all of the covers has a kind of murkiness to it that makes it seem dark to me.  The color palette is very cool (yes, even the reds), and seems to lack saturation.  Perhaps it was done to convey a feeling of being underground in a cavern.  I feel the proportions are off on the dragonborn from the PHB cover.  His forearm is longer than his lower leg, and his legs in general look too short.  His eyes are too small, which is part of why it's hard to read any expression on his face.  And he needs a tail.  The wizard is typical, but not inspired (her fire spell looks good).  She's wearing the usual cleavage and midriff revealing clothes that look totally unsuitable for dungeon crawling.  Perhaps there's an invisible "Force Shield of Décolletage" that goes along with her armor.  It's  the D&D version of safe sex.  Want to attract the eye of every man (and some women) in town with your daring cleavage and bared belly while still maintaining a modicum of protection from orc crossbow bolts?  Our new Force Shield offers that and more!  It will also prevent you from bouncing right out of your bustier whether you're slinging spells, climbing a wall, or tactically shifting past your enemies.  For a modest additional fee, a simple cantrip can be added to keep you warm in those dank caverns you'll be exploring.  No more being forced to choose between a warm woolen shirt, and tempting the paladin to forsake his vow of chastity –<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" />now with the Force Shield of Décolletage you can have it all!</blockquote>

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