[Humor] A new Prc!!!

Stalker0

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Hey guys, I just noticed this new Prc being released check it out!!

Class: The Bad Ass
Maybe its how you kill people, maybe its the horse you ride, maybe its just that way you can bend that guy in half with your pinky. Somehow, you just are...bad ass.


Requirements:
The actual player must be cool. This designation can only be bestowed by one of the following:

1) A supermodel or a moviestar.
2) Your mother, if she happens to be one of the above.
3) Any individual that can pick up an iron bar and turn it into a prestle.
4) Any teenager possesing extreme athletic ability, or that dates really hot girls.
5) Any person who has already been designated as being cool.
Note: You can designate yourself as cool if you have enough money to buy off any individual who would say you aren't cool.

In addition, you must have beaten a current Bad Ass in the duel. See below.

Weapons and Armor Proficiency: The Bad Ass gains no additional weapons and armor proficiency because he's just too cool to need them.

Code: The Bad Ass must abide by a special code, see below.

HP: As many as needed, but not more.

Skills: 2 x the number of men the badass can kill in one round.


Skillz: At 1st level, the Bad Ass has risen beyond the level of the poser, and now has true skillz. He may double the result of any dice he rolls.

Awe Inspiring: At 2nd level, the Bad Ass can get props from any individual. If the Bad Ass does anything.....Bad Ass anyone within 120 feet of him must instantly drop whatever their holding, stop whatever their doing, and say "Damn, he/she's a bad ass. Other bad asses are immune to this ability.

Avoid Crappy Death: At 3rd level, the Bad Ass's rep can no longer be hindered by cheesy ways of dieing. If the badass is ever killed by a cheesy method (getting killed by contact poison on a door knob, being instantly pulled under the sand by an Ankheg) the Bad Ass is instantly True Resurrected, and can reenter the scene whenever he darn well pleases.

Be Anywhere: At 4th level, the Bad Ass knows where the action is. Whenever a cool fight or world hinging event is taking place, the Bad Ass can instantly be on the scene as a free action.

Inspire Bad Assness: At 5th level, a Bad Ass can inspire Bad Assness in his comrades. They gain all the abilities of the Bad Ass for 5 rounds. However, after 5 rounds they will still feel bad ass, so you must kick the crap out of them to maintain your superiority.

Mad Skillz: At 6th level, you may now triple any dice roll you make.

Total Victory: At 7th level, you are just too cool to oppose. Anyone of a lower level then you instantly surrenders at the sight of you. Another Bad Ass is immune to this ability.

Association: At 8th level, everyone is instantly cooler by associating with you. When in your prescence, all NPCS are instantly helpful to your allies.

True Bad Ass: At 9th level you have surpassed the game. Your are now effectively the DM, and can tell teh previous one to take a hike.

Real Bad Ass: At 10th level, you have surpassed fiction. You are now a rich and powerful warlord in real life...honest.


Code of the BadAss:
1) You will sleep with as many fine women as there are in a town. When you run out of fine women, you will move on.

2) Everything you do must always be cool and bad ass.

3) You will consume more alcohol, sleep with more women, kill more people, and have more money than any person you know.

4) There can be only one badass. If there's a poser who feels like he's the man, you must challenge him to the duel.

The Duel:
The bad ass and the poser enter a ring, and do various cool and bad ass things to kick each other stone cold unconscious. The winner maintains or gains his bad assness. THe other one walks out of the scene and will be found two years later as a lowly zombie.
 
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If you were really a bad ass, you'd know that this belongs in General Discussion or house rules. :D

I'm also disappointed that this doesn't apply to badass women. You're slacking, bub.

I'll edit the subject line, and move it to General Discussion for you.
 
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Piratecat said:
If you were really a bad ass, you'd know that this belongs in General Discussion or house rules. :D

I'm also disappointed that this doesn't apply to badass women. You're slacking, bub.

I'll edit the subject line, and move it to General Discussion for you.

Nah, I'm just a poser like the rest of them.

Well, I figured with all the other funny posts that's in the rules forum, I figured one more wouldn't hurt
 

You mean like those side-splitting, knee slapping rules questions? Yeah, I agree; they're a hoot. :)

Seriously, please never post to the wrong forum on purpose, and let a moderator know (via those keen little "report a post" links) if you notice something in the wrong forum.

Thanks!
 

Piratecat said:
You mean like those side-splitting, knee slapping rules questions? Yeah, I agree; they're a hoot. :)

Seriously, please never post to the wrong forum on purpose, and let a moderator know (via those keen little "report a post" links) if you notice something in the wrong forum.

Thanks!

Sure, PC. Sorry for causing you the trouble.
 

Stalker0 said:
Nah, I'm just a poser like the rest of them.

Well, I figured with all the other funny posts that's in the rules forum, I figured one more wouldn't hurt

Quite humorous, indeed. I would be keen to read your take on the Poser PrC (just to see if I qualify). ;)
 

someone actually started this a year back. there were some hilarious ones-

some that come to mind: (don't know if they really existed or is my mind just laughing at the thought)
Hockey day
Soccer mom
drunkard
town dullard/dunce
hobo
beggar
seemstress
butcher
shoemaker
pool cleaner
lackey
 

You forgot to add the Class Skill Badass:

Badass (Cha; Trained Only)
You rule.
Check: You cannot make Badass checks. Instead, add your Badass skill rating to every die roll you make (skills, attacks and damage, just for starters).
Retry: Heck yes! In fact, you can retry things you previously couldn't because you're cooler than the rules, which are always cramping your style.
Special: If you're a PC with this skill, you're clearly breaking the rules. If you're a minion of the Big Bad Evil Guy, you're far too powerful to be controlled and will probably go on a destructive rampage. If you are the Big Bad Evil Guy, you should have maxed this skill long ago to make for a better end fight. Any way, anyone with this skill will probably end up facing down a gang of heroes enraged at their overall coolness.

Actually, I developed this one for a homebrew system. I'm not kidding. It had a big label that said 'Villains Only!' on it, which I suppose is important, and it wasn't supposed to be humourous at all.
 

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