[Humor] Battle Cries of the Mild!

RobNJ

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We have a character in our group that's played by a guy who isn't there very much. As it happens, the character's personality, motivations, etc., are rather bland and uninspiring. The following is an email, edited to avoid identifying the guilty, from one of the guys in our group to the rest of us (but addressed directly to the bland guy).

Subject: Andrinor of CENSORED! Beware! He is kind of dangerous!

Andy, we sort of take turns NPCing Andrinor, and so he stays pretty much undeveloped as a character without you. Therefore, I have been working to come up with a motto or even a battle cry for "Andrinor of CENSORED" when it's my turn and here are a few I have considered.

"Here I come to try my best!"
"Thanks for not leaving without me!"
"I get a little better each time!"
"I am Andrinor! I am not half bad!"
"Beware! I might actually defeat you given time!"
"I strive to be above average!"
"This hole will not keep my trapped as others have! I hope!"
"Fortunately I do not fear failure!"
"I learn from my mistakes sometimes!"
"I am Andrinor! I strive to measure up!"
"I am always willing to settle for a tie!"
 

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How about...

"Jog from me in terror!"

"I'll hurt you almost as bad as myself!"

"I have not yet begun to back down!"
 

ONWARDS!.............to futility.

:singsongy voice: Our Cause is Hooooopeless.

Man, I miss Xan. :D
 
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