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Message: <blockquote data-quote="William Ronald" data-source="post: 40164" data-attributes="member: 426">Originally Posted by Tom Cashel________________________________________________________________________Are they alive? Do they live in Greyhawk? Is this one of those alternate history things? Are they ceramic? Do they smoke pipes? Do they look down on the smoking of pipes? Are they friends with Bilbo? Can I be Vecna? Can I be Mordenkainen? Can I be Gary Gygax? Does this IR take place in England? Are dice edible? Are gnomes edible? If so, do they taste like chicken? What part do chickens play in this IR? Is it happening now? Did it happen then? Can I smell it when you're done? How about pink lawn-flamingos? Do gnomes have uncles? Can I see the long version? Can I be Cthulhu? What if Cthulhu had started the Industrial Revolution? What if H.P. Lovecraft lived during the Industrial Revolution? What if gnomes had started the American Revolution? What if George Washington was a gnome? What feats would he have? Would he too be a lawn gnome? Why can't they be lawn gnomes? and finally, Edena...why don't you like lawn gnomes?_________________________________________________________________________No, Edena is not talking about lawn gnomes. I'll answer some questions.They are alive only with the use of 12th level magic which no one starts out in the thread.They would live in a version of Greyhawk.  I suppose some of the tackier members of the Scarlet Brotherhood might have pink lawn flamingos.You can play Vecna or Mordenkainen. Vecna might not last long if everyone jumps on him.  You can't play Cthulhu in this thread, and besides Call of Cthulhu d20 is not out yet.Are gnomes edible? If so, do they taste like chicken.  Ask Turrosh Mak and Iuz.<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)"  data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" />(Just kidding, GnomeWorks.)If Lovecraft had lived during the Industrial Revolution, there would probably be more machine images in his works.  If Cthulhu started the industrial revolution, would any of us be here?Washington was not a gnome, but would likely have the Leadership feet and several ranks in Wilderness Survival and Knowledge, Military History.You're going to ask Edena why he doesn't like lawn gnomes, if that's the case?</blockquote>

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