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Message: <blockquote data-quote="someonebored" data-source="post: 1077236" data-attributes="member: 13458">GateGatePBHYou create a planar gate.  You can either summon an outsider with twice your hd (solar's are 20th lvl clerics with 1 wish per day that fight better then fighters, and will never fail a banish save) that will do your bidding for 1 round per caster lvl, or you can travel the planes.  The gate opens on another plane where ever you wish, including in front of whomever you wish.  This person knows that you wish them to come through the gate, but are under no compulsion to do so.  Effects passing through the gate go to the other plane, maybe pissing off that planes denzins.Basically this spell gets you a 20th lvl caster with 34 HD, insane saves, a bow of ass wuppin, and a +5 vorpal dancing greatsword.A use of this spell generally goes like this.25th lvl halfdragon minotaur barbarian with a mantle of epic spell resistance SR 70, 10 feet away from the wizard.  "You may have won the innitiative, but it doesn't matter.  You can't touch me."17th lvl kobold wizard: "Thats what you think biznatch."  casts quickened fly, gets the hell out of the way, and then casts gate.34 HD solar: Uses wish to cast timestop, then buffs itself as only a 20th lvl cleric can.  Comes out of the timestop firing 5 (with rapid shot feat it picked up with the extra hd) 25th lv halfdragon minotaur barbarian slaying missiles a round 500 feet above the poor, miserable cow.25th lvl halfdragon:  "Man, I made all five of those saves easily.  It's too bad I've taken 100 damage this round from those 5 +5 arrows (greater magic weapon) fired from that +5 bow and can only catch up to the wizard once a round.  Guess it's a good thing I have 600 hp.  Oh well.  Here goes nothing."  Charges flying wizard and crits with his scythe!Kobold wizard: "holy <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" />, I have 10 hp left!"  Casts dimension door, goes 100 feet away from the barbarian, and goes "mooooo."Solar does the same thing it did last round.Repeat for a few rounds.Round 8Kobold: "I need a new wardrobe.  Midnight black on standard black, or Negative Energy Plane black on Ugly Bruise black..." 25th lvl punching bag: Man, those potions of heal really saved me.  I've finally made it to within 20 feet of the solar.  I wonder what it was doing those last two rounds though...Solar: Uses the spectral hand it created through the use of another miracle that last round to hit the minotaur with harm, then lets it's +5 vorpal dancing greatsword that it activated last round tear into the barbarian.1 hour later the kobold is at his tower...kobold: "honey, fry this steak up on the grill will you?"Top THAT one <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></blockquote>

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