[Humor] Your DM needs a break when...

Hmm

You know your DM needs a break when his boss calls and wants to fire him and he starts arguing about fireball range and inquires if the boss has the appropriate feats...
 

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You know your DM needs a break when instead of him being at the table to run the game there is a tape player with a note that says "Hit play when everyone arrives" (think Real Genius)
 

You Know your DM needs a break when it's almost a TPK when fighting a 25th lvl lich/mage useing a selective antimagic shield (His own design, he can cast spells, but we can't).

You know your DM needs a break when the way you kill the lich above is that The lich hands you his Flackery(SP? its the thing that holds his soul) and a +3 mace, then turns his back and goes away.
 

Bump

Bump for the midnight shuffle. The players (and DMs) here need to see this. Players, you need to know when to give the DM a week off. DMs, you need to know when to take a week off yourself.

-Chris :p
 

You know your DM needs a break when...he consumes as much ale as the Dwarf Inn-Keeper NPC and tells you he is trying to be "in character."

Actually happened. Was me. :D
 
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