I am drunk with power!!!
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Joshua Randall
Legend
From the greatest movie EVAH...
The Emperor Ming: I'd much rather see you on my side, than scattered into... atoms.
Klytus: Most effective, Your Majesty. Will you destroy this Earth?
The Emperor Ming: Later. I like to play with things a while before annihilation.
Zarkov: We are only interested in friendship. Why do you attack us?
The Emperor Ming: Why not?
Princess Aura: Look! Water is leaking from her eyes.
The Emperor Ming: It's what they call tears, it's a sign of their weakness.
The Emperor Ming: Every thousand years, I test each life system in the Universe. I visit it with mysteries, earthquakes, unpredicted eclipses, strange craters in the wilderness... If these are taken as natural, I judge that system ignorant and harmless - I spare it. But if the Hand of Ming is recognized in these events, I judge that system dangerous to us. I call upon the great god Dyzan, and for his greater glory...
[leans forward, smiling]
The Emperor Ming: ... and for our mutual pleasure...
[leans back again]
The Emperor Ming: ... I destroy it utterly.
The Emperor Ming: I'd much rather see you on my side, than scattered into... atoms.
Klytus: Most effective, Your Majesty. Will you destroy this Earth?
The Emperor Ming: Later. I like to play with things a while before annihilation.
Zarkov: We are only interested in friendship. Why do you attack us?
The Emperor Ming: Why not?
Princess Aura: Look! Water is leaking from her eyes.
The Emperor Ming: It's what they call tears, it's a sign of their weakness.
The Emperor Ming: Every thousand years, I test each life system in the Universe. I visit it with mysteries, earthquakes, unpredicted eclipses, strange craters in the wilderness... If these are taken as natural, I judge that system ignorant and harmless - I spare it. But if the Hand of Ming is recognized in these events, I judge that system dangerous to us. I call upon the great god Dyzan, and for his greater glory...
[leans forward, smiling]
The Emperor Ming: ... and for our mutual pleasure...
[leans back again]
The Emperor Ming: ... I destroy it utterly.
Agent Oracle
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Zen said:
This made me laugh so hard that lemonade came out of my nose... i'm fine, but the room smells much fresher now.
Okay, some of my own...
"Damn the innocents, fire all batteries!"
"Send out the shock troopers!"
werk
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And YOU have meddled with the primal forces of nature. And YOU WILL ATONE!
I like villains because there's something so attractive about a committed person -- they have a plan, an ideology, no matter how twisted. They're motivated.
Something, isn't it? One tiny piece of metal... destroys everything.
Bored now.
I like villains because there's something so attractive about a committed person -- they have a plan, an ideology, no matter how twisted. They're motivated.
Something, isn't it? One tiny piece of metal... destroys everything.
Bored now.
Brakkart
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Braveheart
Longshanks: Not the archers. My scouts tell me their archers are miles away and no threat to us. Arrows cost money. Use up the Irish. Their dead cost nothing
Longshanks: Who is this person that speaks to me as though I needed his advice?
Longshanks: Bring me Wallace. Alive if possible, dead... just as good.
Longshanks: Archers.
English Commander: Beg your pardon sire, but won't we hit our own troops ?
Longshanks: Yes... but we'll hit theirs as well. We have reserves... attack .
Three Musketeers
Cardinal Richelieu: All for one. And more for me.
Cardinal Richelieu: I trust, Captain Rochefort, that you are doing everything in your power to rid us of these rebels. Don't let having only one eye impair your vision. The loss of the other could be most... inconvenient.
Cardinal Richelieu: One thousand gold pieces on each of their heads, dead or alive!
[pause]
Cardinal Richelieu: I prefer dead!
Longshanks: Not the archers. My scouts tell me their archers are miles away and no threat to us. Arrows cost money. Use up the Irish. Their dead cost nothing
Longshanks: Who is this person that speaks to me as though I needed his advice?
Longshanks: Bring me Wallace. Alive if possible, dead... just as good.
Longshanks: Archers.
English Commander: Beg your pardon sire, but won't we hit our own troops ?
Longshanks: Yes... but we'll hit theirs as well. We have reserves... attack .
Three Musketeers
Cardinal Richelieu: All for one. And more for me.
Cardinal Richelieu: I trust, Captain Rochefort, that you are doing everything in your power to rid us of these rebels. Don't let having only one eye impair your vision. The loss of the other could be most... inconvenient.
Cardinal Richelieu: One thousand gold pieces on each of their heads, dead or alive!
[pause]
Cardinal Richelieu: I prefer dead!
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Kae'Yoss
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Bow down!
I'll elevate your suffering to an artform.
Make peace with your pitiful gods.
Reast in Pieces!
I want to see.... Suffering!
Their time has come, destroy them all!
Down on you knees and (Eric's granny wouldn't appreciate this) for mercy!
I'm your worst nightmare!
Aaah, I see fear in your eyes. So you do recognize me.
Stab-stabbety-stab!
Any last words?
No worries. I will "take care" of your widow.
Prepare to be eviscerated.
You were a fine studend. TOO BAD I WAS A LOUSY TEACHER!
You know where your future lies? It lies behind you!
Murder! Death! Kill!
When I'm through with killing you, I'll kill your family, friends, and everyone you ever spoke to, so noone will even remember you.
Hell is only a word . . . the reality is much, much worse.
Here I come, and the Hells come with me.
Hear the Death Knell? It tolls for thee.
Why do you always come to me to die?
"Are you threatening me?" "Absolutely!"
happens. You have to roll with it. Darvin. I-Ging.
I have a blade with your name on it.
To the Victor go the Spoils.
You will suffer!
The Ages Scream!
I'm so bad at names. Can I call you "victim"?
Your whole world will dissolve in pain.
"We only have small weapons here. We can destroy small planets."
Consign them to the flames.
You are found guilty... and you shall burn!
Unleash hell.
No force in the 'verse can stop me. (villainous enough at the time)
Paint'em green and throw'em to the rabbits.
Beat them within an inch of their life - and burn them the rest of the way.
Why a spoon?
What source is that, anyway?
I'll elevate your suffering to an artform.
Make peace with your pitiful gods.
Reast in Pieces!
I want to see.... Suffering!
Their time has come, destroy them all!
Down on you knees and (Eric's granny wouldn't appreciate this) for mercy!
I'm your worst nightmare!
Aaah, I see fear in your eyes. So you do recognize me.
Stab-stabbety-stab!
Any last words?
No worries. I will "take care" of your widow.
Prepare to be eviscerated.
You were a fine studend. TOO BAD I WAS A LOUSY TEACHER!
You know where your future lies? It lies behind you!
Murder! Death! Kill!
When I'm through with killing you, I'll kill your family, friends, and everyone you ever spoke to, so noone will even remember you.
Hell is only a word . . . the reality is much, much worse.
Here I come, and the Hells come with me.
Hear the Death Knell? It tolls for thee.
Why do you always come to me to die?
"Are you threatening me?" "Absolutely!"
happens. You have to roll with it. Darvin. I-Ging.I have a blade with your name on it.
To the Victor go the Spoils.
You will suffer!
The Ages Scream!
I'm so bad at names. Can I call you "victim"?
Your whole world will dissolve in pain.
"We only have small weapons here. We can destroy small planets."
Consign them to the flames.
You are found guilty... and you shall burn!
Unleash hell.
No force in the 'verse can stop me. (villainous enough at the time)
Paint'em green and throw'em to the rabbits.
Beat them within an inch of their life - and burn them the rest of the way.
Henry said:
Why a spoon?
The_Gneech said:
What source is that, anyway?
Gold Roger
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Not an exact quote: In fact, this steak is so good that, after I've finished, I'll go and shoot the cook. Because that's what I do, I restore the balance."
Hmmm. Not quotes, but things I've made up. Certainly evil enough. ![:]](http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/devious.png "Devious :]")
I will be the last thing you see before you die.
Death will be a mercy when I'm through with you.
Hell is but a dream, a fancy for small children clutching their teddy bears during a thuderstorm. I am the reality.
God may forgive fools, but I am not he.
Nothing is certain because it does not care about uncertainties. Perhaps you should join it.
I will be the last thing you see before you die.
Death will be a mercy when I'm through with you.
Hell is but a dream, a fancy for small children clutching their teddy bears during a thuderstorm. I am the reality.
God may forgive fools, but I am not he.
Nothing is certain because it does not care about uncertainties. Perhaps you should join it.
