I am drunk with power!!!

[Chaldfont]

"Bow before <bad guy's name>!"

I'm a big fan of NPCs speaking in the third person.

 

[ThirdWizard]

"Come on, let me hear you say it. Just once."
"You're insane!"
"No, not that! No, the other thing."
"Superman will never.."
"WRONG!"

 

[Zen]

"I AM SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS!" -- Useful for when the good guys escape due to henchmen bungling.

'Incompetents!' will also do.

Oh, and probably better for D20 modern, but 'Start the unnecessarily slow dunking mechanism!' is also a good one.

--Z

 

[iwatt]

"Come on, let me hear you say it. Just once."
"You're insane!"
"No, not that! No, the other thing."
"Superman will never.."
"WRONG!"

I wasn't very motivated by Superman Returns until I saw that scen in the trailer Kevin Spacey was a good casting choice.

 

[hbarsquared]

"That is incorrect, mortal."

 

[hafrogman]

"Bow before <bad guy's name>!"

No, no. Kneel!

As in, "KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!"



Another good one is the simple "kill them." But this must be delivered with a negligent hand wave.

 

[sniffles]

Hero: "I suppose you expect me to talk?"
Villain: "No, I expect you to die!"

[edit] Darnit, I didn't notice this one had been done already!

 

[Brakkart]

Ohh no, you will find it is you who are mistaken... about a great many things!

Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station. Fire at will commander!

Wipe them out. All of them.

I knew it! I'm surrounded by a$$holes!

Prepare to say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the winnebago!

Contemplate your failure on the Tree of Woe... Crucify him!

 

[Catavarie]

"I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for you pesky kids and that dog"

 

[radferth]

Release the hounds.