I am Spartacus

[Drowbane]

Are you?

No, I'm Wil Wheaton!

 

[Drowbane]

I am not Spartacus.

But I am Wil Wheaton.

Er, wait...

Damn! Ye beat me to it!

 

[Dog Moon]

I'm Mary Poppins!!! Hands off my identity!

Don't worry. I'm not good enough at housecleaning to be Mary Poppins.

 

[Cabled]

Of course!

I am Spartacus!

And so am I!

 

[The Lost Muse]

I'm not Spartacus, nor do I have any desire to claim to be

 

[IamTheTest]

I am Zach...hardly glamorous, but someone has to do it.

 

[Blackrat]

Not only am I Spartacus, but I'm also the Kwisatz Haderach.

Ah, I do not believe this for I have seen all the possible futures and you sir, were never in Arrakis... But Spartacus, that I could believe since at least I am not him.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

No, I am not Spartacus.

 

[Relique du Madde]

For a moment, I thought I was... but I was wrong...

 

[Kae'Yoss]

I am.

I also am the real McCoy.