I am Threadkiller

[WanderingMonster]

Re: Re: I am Threadkiller

If you don't respond to this thread, you will have broken your losing streak. I wonder if you will have the willpower...?

Well, no.

And thank you for the "loser" implication there, Mark. It's just what the esteem ordered. A little salt? Why yes, this wound doesn't hurt nearly enough. In case you didn't notice I put gratuitous pity first.

For those who are taking my whine with some cheese, here's one idea I had. Tell me if it has merit: I'll post about my social life. I mean, my dating life has been in the proverbial toilet (oh yeah--Ben Franklin wrote a lot of toilet proverbs that were ahead of his time) for about eight years. Ever since I got married, it seems as if single women avoid me like the plague.

What do you think?

 

[Furn_Darkside]

Re: Re: Re: I am Threadkiller

Ever since I got married, it seems as if single women avoid me like the plague.

*chuckle*

Somebody needs a hug...

FD

 

[ogre]

I feel for ya WM, same thing happens to me.... as will be evident very soon.

 

[Airwolf]

Okay, I am officially appending my screenname with the honorific, "Threadkiller".

I feel an idea for a PrC coming on.


If it was anyone else I would say its your sig, but you've got the best one on the boards. Of course its not as good looking as mine but it is more witty.

 

[WanderingMonster]

The Conspiracy Theory

BTW, have you considered the possibility that it's not that no one is posting after you, but that those posts are disappearing or being deleted? If you watch the boards around 4 a.m., you may find various messages talking about strange things happening around these boards, but by morning, the messages have disappeared and the posters seem to vanish, as if they've been grabbed in mid-senten

I like the conspiracy angle. Take the burden off of me and puts it in the hands of a nameless force bent on usurping threads and deleting meritous comments.

I like it.

 

[CrazyMage]

I'll 1) keep this thread alive and
2) join with the others in praising your sig. I seem to remember (must have been around Christmas time) something about a "dire partridge in a treant" that made me laugh every time I saw it.

I've had most of my threads fade away as well. Some day I'll come up with something great. "What's up with the monk?" I bet that one would fly...

 

[Brown Jenkin]

I feel your pain. I think I just killed one of my own threads today. And now that I have posted here as well you might as well say goodbye to this one too.

 

[Mark]

Re: Re: Re: I am Threadkiller

And thank you for the "loser" implication there, Mark.

Oh, please...

Being on a streak, winning or losing, makes you neither a winner nor a loser, just streaky!

You still have one of the most original and inventive sigs that has ever graced a message board, if that helps...?

 

[Rune]

Man, over the years there have been a few sigs on these boards that have made me laugh loud and long, but yours is the only one that does so over and over again.

Thanks!

 

[Chun-tzu]

Re: The Conspiracy Theory

I like the conspiracy angle. Take the burden off of me and puts it in the hands of a nameless force bent on usurping threads and deleting meritous comments.

I like it.

I was wrong. There is no conspiracy or strange happenings on EN Boards. Everything here is perfect. Go about your daily... I can't do this! It's a sham! Logout now, before they get you, too! Trust no one! Not even