I am Threadkiller

[Mortaneus]

Here's an idea.

How about all the threadkillers on these boards gang up and keep this one going forever.

Let's see if we can get the number of pages to exceed the number of pages of threads in the General Forum.

That would be what, like 60 something?

 

[WanderingMonster]

Let's Put the Advice to the Test

Wow. You losers are still keeping this thread alive? What're you all drunk on skunky Molson? or warm Foster's? or backwashed Corona? or...or...Zima? Wait that's not beer...

Being on a streak, winning or losing, makes you neither a winner nor a loser, just streaky!

You still have one of the most original and inventive sigs that has ever graced a message board, if that helps...?

Well, that's pity I guess. But hardly enough to be gratuitous. That's okay, though. I can feel the love from here.

How about all the threadkillers on these boards gang up and keep this one going forever.

I like it! The "Dead Horse" thread!

 

[333 Dave]

Beating a dead horse is more fun than a barell of monkeys! The horse won't fight back by flinging poop at you .

 

[Brown Jenkin]

Proving that I have too much free time I can now give some definitive answers as to who the real threadkillers are amongst us.

Compiling the stats from General RPG Discussion for the last 30 days I now have the answer as to who is a threadkiller and who is not.

Overall the winner is Nightfall at 28 killed threads
Of those that have posted in this thread the winner is alsh2o at 20

So the answer is the real threadkillers are those who post the most. I guess if you post all the time you are bound to occasionally kill a thread.

I myself only managed to kill 1 thread, oh well. And WanderingMonster no matter how it feels you did not officially kill any in the last 30 days.

Even our esteemed founder and his successor managed to kill a few.

 

[hong]

Beating a dead horse is more fun than a barell of monkeys! The horse won't fight back by flinging poop at you .

This is funny, but I feel duty-bound to point out that it would be even funnier if you replaced "beat a dead horse" with "spank a dead monkey".


Hong "public-spirited iz me" Ooi

 

[madriel]

And one for Jenny and the wimp

shh-thunk.



Quoting Canadian comedy troupes, there's a way to keep a thread going!

 

[Mortaneus]

This is funny, but I feel duty-bound to point out that it would be even funnier if you replaced "beat a dead horse" with "spank a dead monkey".

But where's the poo flinging?

 

[Voneth]

Bah! Amateur!

Look in the d20 Systems fourm, you will find no less than 5 threads that bear my true thread killing name as the last poster. The poster of death!

You won't find my name as a last poster in the General fourm because once I post, the thread gets buried on page three. I'd bump them once in a while, but I don't seem to have search rights on this message board.

 

[alsih2o]

Overall the winner is Nightfall at 28 killed threads
Of those that have posted in this thread the winner is alsh2o at 20

bow at my feet! i am the scissor-bearer! (is that not what you meant by thread killer?)

 

[alsih2o]

now if brown jenkin will only do the started/killed research and extrapolate that to an averaged statement on contributory negligence....