I am Threadkiller

[Hand of Evil]

Proving that I have too much free time I can now give some definitive answers as to who the real threadkillers are amongst us.

Compiling the stats from General RPG Discussion for the last 30 days I now have the answer as to who is a threadkiller and who is not.

Overall the winner is Nightfall at 28 killed threads
Of those that have posted in this thread the winner is alsh2o at 20

So the answer is the real threadkillers are those who post the most. I guess if you post all the time you are bound to occasionally kill a thread.

I myself only managed to kill 1 thread, oh well. And WanderingMonster no matter how it feels you did not officially kill any in the last 30 days.

Even our esteemed founder and his successor managed to kill a few.

what about the complete board stats?

 

[Mortaneus]

I know!
I'll post on every single thread on every forum!

Some of them will die, and I'll then be the record holder!

(for as long as it takes the mods to track me down and burn me at the stake... )

 

[Brown Jenkin]

what about the complete board stats?

While I apparently do have too much free time, I think that is a little more than I want to take on.

However if anyone else wants to know how they fared on the General Board over the last month, I do in fact have numbers for everyone. Just let me know, as I don't want to inadvertently make anyone feel bad by posting everyones numbers.

Now of course I hope no-one asks so I can add this one to my total.

 

[Mortaneus]

Oh, no. Nobody's killing this thread yet. It's staying right where it belongs. On the first page.

PS......

*BUMP*

 

[WanderingMonster]

And WanderingMonster no matter how it feels you did not officially kill any in the last 30 days.

Wha-?

Buhhh-?

Errr...



Fine. How about Thread Sickener. I am the West Nile Virus of the EN Boards. I'm rare and infrequent, and while most threads won't actually die, some will get sick.

Research that!

 

[Zaukrie]

I'm not a killer so much, as I am someone that no matter what he says, no one ever comments on what I say, it's like I never even existed. (exceptions, someone mocked me once for mis-typing and implying that Jesse Decker could read minds, and Monte Cook agreed with me that WOTC should pay him for all of the free publicity he generated here for BOVD before it was announced). So, go ahead, keep the thread alive, but feel free to ignore what I say.

 

[Mortaneus]

So, go ahead, keep the thread alive, but feel free to ignore what I say.

What was that....did anyone hear something.....

nah, probably just the wind....

 

[WanderingMonster]

What was that....did anyone hear something.....

nah, probably just the wind....

0 points for predictability.

5 points for speed.

10 points to satisfy the attention you're so desperately craving.

 

[333 Dave]

"Please allow me to introduce myself,
I'm a man of wealth and taste..."

 

[Droogie]

[G.PITY] There, there... *pat pat pat* [/G.PITY]


Anyway, WM, as some already mentioned, usually its the most intelligent post that ends up killing threads. If you kill threads, you should maybe take some pride in that, instead of wallowing in your own filthy grief.

I think you should change your name to...Threadhunter.

Ayiyiyiyi!!

edit: bad spellin'