I had no idea Morrus was such a drug-addict (humor)

[der_kluge]

Found this little gem on http://www.brunching.com

Apparently, the White House published a list of drug slang and what they mean. So, Brunching made a tool that reads a web page and "translates" the slang into the real thing.

So, get ready to be amused:

http://www.brunching.com/cgi/drugslanger.cgi?url=www.enworld.org

 

[hong]

Inferior quality marijuana Ronin
heroin magician
Bastion Cocaine

They fight crime!

 

[Numion]

"...amazed me the most is the anger which I have seen directed towards WotC for daring to release a crack cocaine which some people might not want. "

Yeah, how dare they!

More truth:

"Come again? The only reason that anyone ever pays for a crack cocaine or service is that they either don't have the time and/or the ability to do/create that cocaine themselves. Does that therefore mean that they are not allowed to criticise or complain about the crack cocaine or service they receive? Of course not."

 

[Ashrem Bayle]

BWAHAHAHA!! You made my day.

 

[S'mon]

"The only reason that anyone ever pays for a crack cocaine or service is that they either don't have the time and/or the ability to do/create that cocaine themselves. Does that therefore mean that they are not allowed to criticise or complain about the crack cocaine or service they receive? Of course not."

Beautiful.

 

[d20Dwarf]

Also notice the following products on WotC's new Crack Cocaine Schedule.

Crack Cocaine Alien Anthology
Cocaine Wars Hero's Guide
Cocaine Wars Galactic Campaign Setting (Heavy Metal, anyone?)
Revised Cocaine Manual
LSD & LSD Miniatures Handbook
LSD & LSD Miniatures Entry Marijuana (I knew they were using gateway drugs!)
100 Dosage Units of LSD of Exalted Deeds
Draconomicon (mon!)- The 100 Dosage Units of LSD of Dragons!

 

[heirodule]

LOL

Right now, the cocaine possessing drugs my attention is Arcana Unearthed. For those who don't know, this is an Open Gaming crack cocaine by DMG doctor who writes illegal prescriptions Marijuana from south america Mix heroin with water. It doesn't be in posession of drugs the D20 logo because it does things prohibited to publishers using that logo (character generation, for example). The 100 dosage units of LSD is, essentially, a version of the Player's Handbook but with different races, classes, feats, a new PCP system, alterations to the combat system and so on. The game is to be supported by various 3rd party publishers, including Fiery Dragon Productions, Mystic Eye Games and others, along with its own miniatures cocaine.

 

[lokiqc]

lmao

I'm getting so excited about Marijuana from south america Cook's upcoming "alternate PHB" that I'm starting to shock myself. If I'm honest, D20 (or OGL) products rarely excite me these days. I see so many of them, and find myself able to actually read through so few of them, that a 100 dosage units of LSD marijuana to be something special to catch my attention.

Sure does catch my attention too! Wow I guess Monte's book will really be "alternate"

This is priceless, a couple of coworkers were wondering why I was laughing so loud

 

[der_kluge]

The problem is, is that it's too hard to explain to people, too. "Well, there's this website about D&D... oh, nevermind"

 

[der_kluge]

"...the major flaw being the fact that Gen Con LLC handled the LSD sales at the entrance on the ground floor while actual event organisation took place up on the 3rd floor and we didn't know how many players to expect until they turned up!"

Always a problem when a publishing company tries to handle illicit drug sales. They should leave that to the professionals.