I have a new addition to my .sig, thanks to a player of mine.

[RangerWickett]

My players claim that all my Elves are arrogant and mean, and that they've only met one nice Elf. Tonight we had a great quote.

"Don't say 'ass hole.' Say 'Elf.' It's more P.C." - Guthwulf the Stoneshaper

I won't be keeping it in my .sig, as Pkitty's request.

 

[Mirth]

Grandma! GRAAAAANDMAAAAAA!!!

 

[Piratecat]

Very, very funny - but in violation of our guidelines. Maybe you can tone it down and keep the same effect? In any case, I'll let you change it yourself.

But I'm stealing that for my own use.

 

[RangerWickett]

Aww, *pout*

Okay, I'll take it out. I do suppose it is a bit inappropriate.

 

[diaglo]

Aww, *pout*

Don't be an 'Elf'

 

[Breakstone]

Heh. In the new campaign, the DM has the gnomes as, quote, "Scum." They're the hobos in the street, the stalkers at night, and that one really smelly guy who stand behind you in line and mumbles things that are almost one word and yet quite not another.

So we're replacing all the bad words with "Gnome."

"Don't be a Gnome!"

"Ugh, you smell like Gnome!"

"Are you Gnoming me?"

"You've got to be Gnoming me."

"You're not Gnoming me? Gnome off!"

It's going to be a fun campaign...

 

[Olive]

Since we're talkign sigs, i noticed today that a quote of mine has been in Buttercup's sig for the last 2 months. That made me feel pretty good.

 

[Piratecat]

... and that one really smelly guy who stand behind you in line and mumbles things that are almost one word and yet quite not another.

"You smell like pea soup... you smell like pea sooooupp...."

 

[Wolf72]

I think I'm gonna have to make a character who refers to elves as elf-holes

 

[Mirth]

I think I'm gonna have to make a character who refers to elves as elf-holes

/me looks around for "spit-take on keyboard" smilie...