I just talked with a sweet girl.

[Mercule]

He's got his priorities straight! Now if he'd given up a D&D game ...

I've always had a rule in my game. It started back in high school when we were all pathetic nerds, and is mostly outdated now, since it looks like everyone is pretty much hitched.

If you have a chance to spend time with someone of the opposite sex and still show up to my game, I'll kill your character. Period.

Of course, this only applies to first (maybe second) dates and the like.

 

[rowport]

Olgar, your custom title says the space is for hire. How much would it cost to hire it as an assassin?

And hey, I have a crush on the girl. I mean, I love all women, but I've got a crush on this one, named Courtney. I know her from high school; we met up again during the summer and really got along but it wasn't until Christmas that we decided it'd be worth our time to call each other long distance to keep in touch.

I don't suppose anyone wants to give me a ride from Atlanta to Natchitoches, Louisiana in a week and a half?

Wow, no kidding! She lives in Natchitoches? I went there every Spring Break during college for Spring Training for Crew.

I realize this does not help you at all, Ranger, but I am likely among the few people you will ever run into who can actually pronounce "Natchitoches" correctly.

I hope you can make it there to see her!

 

[LightPhoenix]

I'd give you a ride, except my car's kind of in the wrong quadrant of the country. Though I do have to stop by New Orleans again sometime...

 

[Len]

I don't suppose anyone wants to give me a ride from Atlanta to Natchitoches, Louisiana in a week and a half?

I suppose I could drive down and give you a lift... Does she have a friend?

Cuz four people is enough to play D&D!

 

[MrFilthyIke]

Cuz four people is enough to play D&D!

That's bad, SO bad...

 

[RangerWickett]

She has a 20 year-old sister . . .

. . . and that sister is the nastiest, most petulant woman I know. She would gibber incontrollably in glee when Billy Boyd (Pippin) was on the screen in Lord of the Rings, and when I asked her to calm down, she hissed at me, and made cat-claw motions.

 

[LightPhoenix]

She has a 20 year-old sister . . .

. . . and that sister is the nastiest, most petulant woman I know.

But is she hot? I wouldn't mind a little role-playing myself...

[EDIT] Aside - I feel so dirty writing that. I'm a bad, bad person. Well, at least my gf isn't too upset about it... wait, nm, I'm sleeping on the couch.

 

[Robbert Raets]

If you have a chance to spend time with someone of the opposite sex and still show up to my game, I'll kill your character. Period.

What about gaymers?

 

[RangerWickett]

Last night was my friend Raul's birthday party, and I think . . . all of us got very drunk. At 1am I called Courtney, the cute girl in Louisiana. Quite intoxicated, I explained all the underlying reasons behind how I act, and what I hope for, and then I let her talk to my friends who were drunk. by 1:30, everyone was cheering about how great this girl was, and how happy they felt for me.

I'll call her again tonight while sober to see if she was amused or put off. But either way, it will make for a fun story.

Courtney's sister Carrie is arguably a bit more physically attractive than Courtney herself, but I think the only people she'd want to date are either famous actors (Ewan McGregor, Billy Boyd) or gay. She likes gay men a lot. Which is probably why she likes those famous actors. They're from the British Isles.

 

[Mercule]

What about gaymers?

Only an issue in college, where no one needed to be prodded to date.

Now that I think about it, it really concerns me that I've had to revive the rule since graduating from college.