I love PirateCat!
- Thread starter thedungeondelver
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hafrogman
Adventurer
I know. I wrote a story about that. . .
DreadPirateMurphy
Explorer
Piratecat may be lovable, but why do we hear notihing of Ninjacat?
He killed Ninjacat and took his stuff.
WhatGravitas
Explorer
So Piratecats ARE superior to Ninjacats!
Well, ours is. I wouldn't make the same claim about all of them. Not that I can confirm or deny the existence of other Piratecats....
Reposted from me in another thread ..http://www.enworld.org/forum/general-rpg-discussion/253867-amuse-me-dammit-2.html#post4743882
PirateCat Level 25 Elite Soldier
Medium natural humanoid (moderator) Exp: 14000
Initiative +22 Senses Perception +25; grandmother-vision
Aura of Moderation (Fear) aura 5: all posters within 5 of Piratecat's post undergo more self-editing prior to posting
HP 466; Bloodied 233
AC 43; Fortitude 39; Reflex 38; Will 40
Immune charms, flumphs; Resist 20 stupidity
Saving Throws +2
Speed 10; thread-teleport 20
Action Points 1
Poster (minor; at-will) * Implement
+32 vs AC; thread is appended by Piratecat's own post.
Keyboard of Editing (immediate reaction when attacked by grandma insensitivity or stupidity; at-will) * Implement
+32 vs AC; 4d10+9 shame damage and target's post is edited.
Thread Mash (standard; at-will) * Implement
Reach 2; +30 vs Fort; thread is shifted or closed. All posters in thread are dazed for 1 round.
Ban Hammer (opportunity attack; encounter) * Weapon
Reach 2; +30 vs Reflex; 5d12+9 shame damage and target is banned for 1 week.
Alignment Lawful Good Languages Common, basic leet speak
Skills History +26, Intimidate +25, Insight +25
Str 25 (+19) Dex 26 (+21) Wis 27 (+19)
Con 25 (+19) Int 28 (+21) Cha 27 (+19)
Equipment Ban Hammer, Keyboard of Editing, Avatar Picture of Amusement
(I'm half inclined to make it a Moderator Template to apply to all of you elite mods. And then a solo stat block for Morrus
Leaving us minions with just the "Poster" attack)
But then that would just show how much free time I have when I'm claiming to be otherwise productive
PirateCat Level 25 Elite Soldier
Medium natural humanoid (moderator) Exp: 14000
Initiative +22 Senses Perception +25; grandmother-vision
Aura of Moderation (Fear) aura 5: all posters within 5 of Piratecat's post undergo more self-editing prior to posting
HP 466; Bloodied 233
AC 43; Fortitude 39; Reflex 38; Will 40
Immune charms, flumphs; Resist 20 stupidity
Saving Throws +2
Speed 10; thread-teleport 20
Action Points 1
Poster (minor; at-will) * Implement+32 vs AC; thread is appended by Piratecat's own post.
Keyboard of Editing (immediate reaction when attacked by grandma insensitivity or stupidity; at-will) * Implement+32 vs AC; 4d10+9 shame damage and target's post is edited.
Thread Mash (standard; at-will) * ImplementReach 2; +30 vs Fort; thread is shifted or closed. All posters in thread are dazed for 1 round.
Ban Hammer (opportunity attack; encounter) * WeaponReach 2; +30 vs Reflex; 5d12+9 shame damage and target is banned for 1 week.
Alignment Lawful Good Languages Common, basic leet speak
Skills History +26, Intimidate +25, Insight +25
Str 25 (+19) Dex 26 (+21) Wis 27 (+19)
Con 25 (+19) Int 28 (+21) Cha 27 (+19)
Equipment Ban Hammer, Keyboard of Editing, Avatar Picture of Amusement
(I'm half inclined to make it a Moderator Template to apply to all of you elite mods. And then a solo stat block for Morrus
Leaving us minions with just the "Poster" attack)But then that would just show how much free time I have when I'm claiming to be otherwise productive
