I love PirateCat!

[Mark]

Why the Humor tag though?

Loving Piratecat is serious business...

And time consuming. He's a very demanding partner, or so they all say.

 

[Morrus]

I love Piratecat more than you do.

 

[hafrogman]

I love Piratecat more than you do.

I know. I wrote a story about that. . .

 

[DreadPirateMurphy]

Piratecat may be lovable, but why do we hear notihing of Ninjacat?

 

[Umbran]

Piratecat may be lovable, but why do we hear notihing of Ninjacat?

He killed Ninjacat and took his stuff.

 

[WhatGravitas]

He killed Ninjacat and took his stuff.

So Piratecats ARE superior to Ninjacats!

Cheers, LT.

 

[Umbran]

So Piratecats ARE superior to Ninjacats!

Well, ours is. I wouldn't make the same claim about all of them. Not that I can confirm or deny the existence of other Piratecats....

 

[fba827]

Reposted from me in another thread ..http://www.enworld.org/forum/general-rpg-discussion/253867-amuse-me-dammit-2.html#post4743882

PirateCat Level 25 Elite Soldier
Medium natural humanoid (moderator) Exp: 14000
Initiative +22 Senses Perception +25; grandmother-vision
Aura of Moderation (Fear) aura 5: all posters within 5 of Piratecat's post undergo more self-editing prior to posting
HP 466; Bloodied 233
AC 43; Fortitude 39; Reflex 38; Will 40
Immune charms, flumphs; Resist 20 stupidity
Saving Throws +2
Speed 10; thread-teleport 20
Action Points 1
Poster (minor; at-will) * Implement
+32 vs AC; thread is appended by Piratecat's own post.
Keyboard of Editing (immediate reaction when attacked by grandma insensitivity or stupidity; at-will) * Implement
+32 vs AC; 4d10+9 shame damage and target's post is edited.
Thread Mash (standard; at-will) * Implement
Reach 2; +30 vs Fort; thread is shifted or closed. All posters in thread are dazed for 1 round.
Ban Hammer (opportunity attack; encounter) * Weapon
Reach 2; +30 vs Reflex; 5d12+9 shame damage and target is banned for 1 week.
Alignment Lawful Good Languages Common, basic leet speak
Skills History +26, Intimidate +25, Insight +25
Str 25 (+19) Dex 26 (+21) Wis 27 (+19)
Con 25 (+19) Int 28 (+21) Cha 27 (+19)
Equipment Ban Hammer, Keyboard of Editing, Avatar Picture of Amusement


(I'm half inclined to make it a Moderator Template to apply to all of you elite mods. And then a solo stat block for Morrus Leaving us minions with just the "Poster" attack)

But then that would just show how much free time I have when I'm claiming to be otherwise productive