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<blockquote data-quote="Moulin Rogue" data-source="post: 776327" data-attributes="member: 1192">What did the skeleton say to the elf?Would it kill you to put on some weight.Why are elves so good at hiding in the forest?When they turn sideways you can't see them.Why can't elves grow beards?The extra weight would make them unable to walk.Why were elves given the gift of magic?Because that's easier than just making dwarves tie a hand behind their back.What do you call an elf taking the time to learn about the outside world?Lost.How have elves convinced themselves that they're the greatest race on the planet?Trees don't argue.Why don't elves sleep?Because it would cause a trans-dimensional space-time rift if elves could possibly get any more lazy.Why do elves keep writing nature poetry?Trees can't tell them it's stupid.If elves can do anything, why don't they rule the world?They're too arrogant to notice that they no longer do.Why did elves master archery?They didn't want to risk their own pretty faces getting close to their enemies, so they got some other skinny pr**ks to do it for them.What do you call an elf with well-worn, dented battle armour?A looter.How can you tell you've gotten close to a mighty elven empire?When you're in the section of the library that says &quot;Ancient History&quot;.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Moulin Rogue, post: 776327, member: 1192"] What did the skeleton say to the elf? Would it kill you to put on some weight. Why are elves so good at hiding in the forest? When they turn sideways you can't see them. Why can't elves grow beards? The extra weight would make them unable to walk. Why were elves given the gift of magic? Because that's easier than just making dwarves tie a hand behind their back. What do you call an elf taking the time to learn about the outside world? Lost. How have elves convinced themselves that they're the greatest race on the planet? Trees don't argue. Why don't elves sleep? Because it would cause a trans-dimensional space-time rift if elves could possibly get any [i]more[/i] lazy. Why do elves keep writing nature poetry? Trees can't tell them it's stupid. If elves can do anything, why don't they rule the world? They're too arrogant to notice that they no longer do. Why did elves master archery? They didn't want to risk their own pretty faces getting close to their enemies, so they got some [i]other[/i] skinny pr**ks to do it for them. What do you call an elf with well-worn, dented battle armour? A looter. How can you tell you've gotten close to a mighty elven empire? When you're in the section of the library that says "Ancient History". [/QUOTE]

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