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I need some one liners that a priest would say.
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<blockquote data-quote="Krail Stromquism" data-source="post: 352762" data-attributes="member: 2400"><p><strong>"I kick ass for the Lord!" -priest Dead Alive</strong></p><p></p><p>One liners huh? Ummm, how about...</p><p></p><p>"Oh! You people crucify me!"</p><p>"Time I gave you your Last Rights!"</p><p>"See you in purgitory! or heaven...or hell, only God knows for sure!"</p><p>"I'll Baptize you in your own blood, Heretic!"</p><p>"Confess THIS!" followed by a sucker punch/kick to someones groin.</p><p>"The Power of Christ compells You!" (repeat). said while popping off shots from a .45</p><p>"Your all 7 deadly sins rolled into one ugly Bastard!"</p><p>"Holy Mary, Jesus and Joseph!"</p><p>"For the love of Jesus!"</p><p>"You cant just go around transmografryin' anything into the Body of Christ! Now put the Twinkie down!"</p><p></p><p>ok maybe those are a little weird. For some reason I keep seeing the Arnold character from the Simpsons saying most of these lines. "Arrgh, zee googles, zey do nozhing!"</p><p></p><p></p><p>I'd try and go with a real quirky priest. Make him an alcoholic, pervert thats addicted to porn and stealing womens panties. Then my friend, the one liners make themselves up!</p><p></p><p>Cheers!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Krail Stromquism, post: 352762, member: 2400"] [b]"I kick ass for the Lord!" -priest Dead Alive[/b] One liners huh? Ummm, how about... "Oh! You people crucify me!" "Time I gave you your Last Rights!" "See you in purgitory! or heaven...or hell, only God knows for sure!" "I'll Baptize you in your own blood, Heretic!" "Confess THIS!" followed by a sucker punch/kick to someones groin. "The Power of Christ compells You!" (repeat). said while popping off shots from a .45 "Your all 7 deadly sins rolled into one ugly Bastard!" "Holy Mary, Jesus and Joseph!" "For the love of Jesus!" "You cant just go around transmografryin' anything into the Body of Christ! Now put the Twinkie down!" ok maybe those are a little weird. For some reason I keep seeing the Arnold character from the Simpsons saying most of these lines. "Arrgh, zee googles, zey do nozhing!" I'd try and go with a real quirky priest. Make him an alcoholic, pervert thats addicted to porn and stealing womens panties. Then my friend, the one liners make themselves up! Cheers! [/QUOTE]
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