I need some one liners that a priest would say.

[Tyralis]

hey guys.
i'm playing a priest in a CoC game. i'm in Arravis's game to be exact, i guess my character wasn't as memorable as the others.

ok, i strayed off of the subject.
i'm playing a catholic priest and i want to use some single line sayings that a priest would say, such as "If God deems it my time to go, so be it." "My faith is strong."
things like that.
i'm having trouble making up interesting ones, so any suggestions will be greatly appreciated.

 

[Krail Stromquism]

"I kick ass for the Lord!" -priest Dead Alive

One liners huh? Ummm, how about...

"Oh! You people crucify me!"
"Time I gave you your Last Rights!"
"See you in purgitory! or heaven...or hell, only God knows for sure!"
"I'll Baptize you in your own blood, Heretic!"
"Confess THIS!" followed by a sucker punch/kick to someones groin.
"The Power of Christ compells You!" (repeat). said while popping off shots from a .45
"Your all 7 deadly sins rolled into one ugly Bastard!"
"Holy Mary, Jesus and Joseph!"
"For the love of Jesus!"
"You cant just go around transmografryin' anything into the Body of Christ! Now put the Twinkie down!"

ok maybe those are a little weird. For some reason I keep seeing the Arnold character from the Simpsons saying most of these lines. "Arrgh, zee googles, zey do nozhing!"


I'd try and go with a real quirky priest. Make him an alcoholic, pervert thats addicted to porn and stealing womens panties. Then my friend, the one liners make themselves up!

Cheers!

 

[Neo]

Have faith, we will persevere

My Faith is my Shield

By all the Saints

He Died for our sins, let us not let him have died in vain by sinning now.

Go with my Blessing my Child

Let your Faith be your guide

Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. (John 15:13)

Gloria Patri, et Filio, et Spiritui Sancto. Sicut erat in principio et nunc, et semper, et in saecula saeculorum. Amen.
(Basically a shortened version of the Latin Last Rite and it means Glory be to the Father, to the Son, and to the Holy Ghost. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever. Amen)

INCLINA, Domine, aurem tuam adpreces nostras, quibus misericordiam tuam supplices deprecamur, ut animam famuli tui <enter name>, quam de hoc saeculo migrare iussisti, in pacis ac lucis regione constituas et Sanctorum tuorum iubeas esse consortem. Per Christum Dominum nostrum. Amen.
(The Catholic Last Rite, meaning INCLINE Thine ear, O' Lord, unto our prayers, wherein we humbly pray Thee to show they mercy upon the soul of Thy servant <enter name>, whom Thou hast commanded to pass out of this world, that Thou wouldst place him in the region of peace and light, and bid him be a partaker with Thy Saints. Through Christ our Lord. Amen.)

 

[Tyralis]

Wow, these are great!
Haha
Keep'em coming.

 

[Cheiromancer]

Funny lines a priest might say (or that I've heard a priest say, or that I've said.):

"Have your people call my people, and we'll do mass."

"Bless you, my child."

"Oh, fiddlesticks!"

"Kids nowdays... with their fast cars and their loud music... it's the devil I tell you!"

"Jesus, Mary and St. Patrick!"

"Monday's my day off."

"Income tax?" (priests belonging to a religious order don't pay income tax. Diocesan priests do.)

"That cultist is pronouncing the words wrong."

"Anything worth doing is worth over-doing."

"You did WHAT in the supermarket!?"

 

[uv23]

Come now, has NO ONE here seen dead alive??

"I kick ass for the lord!"

 

[Caliber]

Curse you uv23! Curse you!

Beat me to it!

Arg!

The one time Dead Alive knowledge could actually be to my benefit!

.... what a world what a world ...

*melts into a pile of random zombie bits*

Edit: If you are going to say "I kick ass for the Lord!" make sure you are using Kung-Fu at the time. It just works better.

 

[olethros]

"Strong is the Lord and the power of his might!"

-as said by Dr. hellsing in that Coppola version fo Dracule to kick Mena the vampire back into her coffin. Anthony Hopkins makes it sound kinda neat.

 

[Hand of Evil]

Be the gone spawn of Satan! I say, begone!

Have mercy on my soul!

Your sin can only be washed away by his forgivness.

I have seen the glory.

Halalloah

Can I get an ahmen?

You got to have faith!

 

[jgbrowning]

well

by far the best one of the lot.


"The Power of Christ compells You!" (repeat). said while popping off shots from a .45


that, my brother, is a clasic.


joe b.