I need some one liners that a priest would say.

[Mr Fidgit]

"praise the Lord, and pass the ammunition", as spoken by an army chaplain in WWII

-and don't forget other movie references:

we're on a mission from God

...and you will KNOW my name is the LORD , when I lay my vengeance upon thee!

 

[Breakdaddy]

Come now, has NO ONE here seen dead alive??

"I kick ass for the lord!"

Haha! Thats exactly what I was thinking! "I kick ass in the name of the lord!"

 

[Arravis]

Tyralis
***i guess my character wasn't as memorable as the others.***

I disagree, wholeheartedly. It's an interesting character (one similar to what *I* was thinking of playing, actually, when our other DM runs a few games, hehe ) and I think it's pretty damn cool. I just feel bad that you missed the first game though, it set the mood for the one you were in. But I hope you had fun though .

Btw, ""The Power of Christ compells You!" (repeat). said while popping off shots from a .45" is definately my fave, hehe.

 

[TheStiegler]

If your character is more inclined for melee combat...

"I'll show you the power of God's Word!" Then hit them with the Bible.

 

[Krail Stromquism]

word up padre

hey I sure am glad one of my lines came out OK.

BTW my subject line for my original post was the Dead Alive priests' classic line.

Ill have to rewatch Cemetary Man, theres gotta be a few good ones in there.

Maybe mine the old Saturday Night Live for Fr. Sarduci lines, hes a character you could base your PC on.

"Da Pope...he just waves the fourth one. Just waves it." anyone remember that skit? talking about the American Saints and the required 4 miracles?

"When hell is full, the dead shall walk the earth."
-Dawn of the Dead.

I saw a group of priest the other day, one was italian and had one the full length robe outfit, they were out at a restraunt. Very freaky.

heres my last one:

"On the eighth day the Lord said "Let there be MuzzleFlash!"

 

[Tyralis]

Cool guys.
i'm glad everyone is having fun with these.
Does anyone have any lines that are a little less combat oriented?

Thanx again, i'll be taking a printout of these to the next game.

 

[Kilmore]

http://multimedia.badmovies.org/movies/deadalive1.mpg

This is from www.badmovies.org. Go there. Trust me.

 

[blaster219]

Ok, I'm probably going to get crucified for this but...

"As a duly designated representative of his lord Jesus Christ, I hereby order you to cease and desist any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith from your home plane, or nearest convientent hellish dimension."

DM's almost inevitable response (unless he just kills you on the spot):

"Are you a god?"

"No, but as I already said, I work for one."

 

[Aeolius]

“...countest thou to three...” – Holy Grail

“Fetch...the comfy chair!” – Flying Circus

“I, Jesus Christ, for Technitron.” – Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

 

[Barendd Nobeard]

Re: word up padre

"When hell is full, the dead shall walk the earth."
-Dawn of the Dead.

Nitpick alert.

The line is: "When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."

Love that movie--it's my first gore film and will always hold a special place in my heart.