I never get to have fun at work.

[Mystery Man]

BOSS: Why is nobody around? I need someone here to make a decision.

He needs someone to make a decision? What are they paying him for?

 

[Lady_Acoma]

To lay the blame on someone else who made the decision of course.

 

[Desdichado]

On the other side of that coin, what makes you think anyone at your office wants to see you naked?

Well, I'm a self-centered knob. I don't care what they want to see.

 

[Rel]

Well, I'm a self-centered knob. I don't care what they want to see.

I, for one, am in favor of an immediate, 80%, across-the-board reduction in how often you refer to your knob.

 

[BiggusGeekus]

To lay the blame on someone else who made the decision of course.

He's a good guy.

He can't go around writing $500,000 checks though. Beats me why I'm not allowed to. I even told him I'd spend it on cool stuff, like a tricked out Alienware system and plasma screen so I could play World of Warcraft at the office. All I got was the ususal eye-rolling thing that people do around me all the time.

 

[Lady_Acoma]

He's a good guy.

He can't go around writing $500,000 checks though. Beats me why I'm not allowed to. I even told him I'd spend it on cool stuff, like a tricked out Alienware system and plasma screen so I could play World of Warcraft at the office. All I got was the ususal eye-rolling thing that people do around me all the time.

Next time you write a check for 500k get me one of those too, cause um...I'm a very honest lesbian or something. That should indicate some need for corporate spending right?

 

[Rel]

Next time you write a check for 500k get me one of those too, cause um...I'm a very honest lesbian or something. That should indicate some need for corporate spending right?

Trust me when I say that were I the head of a multi-national mega-corporation, our annual spending on "very honest lesbians or something" would be considerably more than a measly half million dollars.

 

[Lady_Acoma]

WooHoo for me and pumpkins everywhere! "Can I help you with that to your car madame?"

 

[GlassJaw]

My job is always fun except when I have to go on travel and I get all the way to Logan (which sucks I begin with) and then find out that all the flights have been cancelled because of the weather and a non-functioning radar system even though the Logan website said absolutely NOTHING about it. I hate Logan.

 

[Belen]

You should go into business for yourself. Then you don't even have to wear pants around the office.

Or while posting on ENWorld. Rel- The Naked Poster.