I once played....
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Psychotic Jim
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Somebody has been playing too much Toon . Sad, the results a person gets when he mixes D&D and sleep deprivation...
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WayneLigon
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I once played...
...a power-armored three-inch-long rodent superhero named Microchipmunk. We were an all-animal superhero group done in the Marvel Superheroes system. Silliest character I've ever done, I think
...a power-armored three-inch-long rodent superhero named Microchipmunk. We were an all-animal superhero group done in the Marvel Superheroes system. Silliest character I've ever done, I think
Dr. Strangemonkey
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I once played a gnome fighter/barbarian mounted on a wolverine. A little bit silly there, but it was an evil campaign and each character had to come up with an evil schtick that would allow for role-playing evilness without descent into too much decadent gothicness or break apart the party.
This gnome wasn't a canibal, but only in the sense that he didn't eat gnomes. He did eat dwarves, elves, humans, half-things, and full things. I can't remember if he ate halflings, but he did enjoy tenderizing them.
Hmm, my favorite crazy character was a butler thief physical adept called Alfred Pony Llama in Shadowrun. He had a Mr. Clean 2000 ridable home maintenance bot that he used to great effect in his war on dirt and the mega-corps.
This gnome wasn't a canibal, but only in the sense that he didn't eat gnomes. He did eat dwarves, elves, humans, half-things, and full things. I can't remember if he ate halflings, but he did enjoy tenderizing them.
Hmm, my favorite crazy character was a butler thief physical adept called Alfred Pony Llama in Shadowrun. He had a Mr. Clean 2000 ridable home maintenance bot that he used to great effect in his war on dirt and the mega-corps.
blackshirt5
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ONe name springs to mind: Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. A former knight in training in a space opera setting, Johhny snapped under the pressure and had a psychotic episode, and developed Turrett's Syndrome, as well as a firm belief that he was a Rooster with Special Ops(explosives) training. He wore a golden Tengu mask(a la Hauer in Fatal Fury: the Motion Picture), carried around a Rocket Launcher(later upgraded to the Cadbury Bunny Launcher and eggs, which consisted of shoving a Cadbury egg up that stupid rabbit's arse and pointing it towards the enemy, at which point he'd boot the rabbit in the head, ejecting the Cadbury Egg, which was in reality a highly dangerous god-killing explosive), and would burst into fits of obscenity, punctuated with him saying "Cok-a Doodle" followed by the profanity.
My current character: Arileth of Gobaus the Drow Dire Elephant, Dwarven Drider.
He's actually an elven rogue-bard with a compulsive lying problem. He has about 20 different aliases so far with only a few knowing his real name (Arileth actually). He was made an honorary member of a goblin tribe (Gobaus) and the rest sort of grew from in game jokes some of which were inspired by out of game things. For instance, Dire Elephants in Masters of the Wild have a huge climb bonus. My group found that hilarious so when it came time to climb a rope one day I claimed Dire elephant status. Of course the mean old DM revoked it! What a pinhead! He's really just and oddball strange character that is fun because of his personality and not because of any race/class combinations.
He's actually an elven rogue-bard with a compulsive lying problem. He has about 20 different aliases so far with only a few knowing his real name (Arileth actually). He was made an honorary member of a goblin tribe (Gobaus) and the rest sort of grew from in game jokes some of which were inspired by out of game things. For instance, Dire Elephants in Masters of the Wild have a huge climb bonus. My group found that hilarious so when it came time to climb a rope one day I claimed Dire elephant status. Of course the mean old DM revoked it! What a pinhead! He's really just and oddball strange character that is fun because of his personality and not because of any race/class combinations.
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