I watch too much childrens TV

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Do you find yourself putting way too much thought into your kids TV shows? In other words, who else thinks that Isa the Iguana has a thing for Boots? Why do Little Bears parents wear clothes but he and his friends don't? Just how does Franklin manage to put on his shirt so it's half under his shell?

Maybe OCDs shouldn't have kids.

 

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I've watched very little children's tv but on almost every occasion that I have (mostly around the holidays when my cousins are around), I've been convinced that the creators of such shows (Sponge Bob, Teletubbies, etc) had to have been on some kind of mind-altering substance. We're talking Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds stuff here.

 

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Ah, Teletubbies. My theory is that the teletubbies are half-rabbit, half-TV constructs that live in a malfunctioning holodeck. You can tell it's malfunctioning because random things suddenly appear, then they suddenly disappear.

Teletubbies is strangely very relaxing. I like the bunnies.

My wife and I figured that Tinkywinky is about 4, Dipsy is 3.5, Lala is 3 and Po is 2.5 years old equivalent.