Upgrade your account to a Community Supporter account and remove most of the site ads.
Rocket your D&D 5E and Level Up: Advanced 5E games into space! Alpha Star Magazine Is Launching... Right Now!

Reply to thread

Message: <blockquote data-quote="sirum" data-source="post: 2551259" data-attributes="member: 35842">    Amidst the god slaying swords and the dark gods of blinky death a less dramatic moment plays out as Vagary steps triumphantly from his realm to announce, “Behold,” he brandishes a few pages, “the holy scriptures of debauchery!”    A satyr wanders up with the morning post, a list of things happening outside the grand estates that are Déjà vu II, “oh look,” he says as he lays the scriptures on the bar, “supposed ‘life outside the bar’.”    A quick glance through confirms everything, “yep, life as everyone knows it is about to end, someone’s tapped the dark god of ‘dust in my eye’, the sword of god killing has been found,” a pause as his eyes light up, “oh and I just saved money…”    He frowns and hands the satyr the post, “throw that away,” he picks up his scriptures and wanders to the dark corner of his massive bar.  As it goes in most bars you learn everything you need to from the dark corners, and in Déjà Vu II this was no exception, a quick scan of the shadows there and Vagary realized that something simply had to be done about the outside world, but what?    He handed his holy words to a nearby wench, “see that this is posted right above the pissers in the back please?”    After a moment of consideration he realized the best way to handle this was to have a wonderful party and get amazingly smashed and thus he would have to send invites to all the gods and goddesses and other things of a not so gender specified nature to come and partake of a drink.    He sent the pink elephant out with invitations to all godlings, both malignant and benign (female/male/something else) to stay their worldly bickering and come get drunk at Déjà vu II!  Fifteen minutes after that and a little table outside brandishing the sign, “ <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/devious.png"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":]" title="Devious    :]" data-shortname=":]" /> a swift kick in the behind, 1gp  <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/devious.png"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":]" title="Devious    :]" data-shortname=":]" /> offer inside” was all it took for Vagary to walk back to his little nook of the planes with a smile and a feeling of a job well done.</blockquote>

Verification