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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Kamard" data-source="post: 34146" data-attributes="member: 2551">Kamard the Arcanaloth, used spelljammer salesman to the stars (pun intended and blunted to the point of slack-jawed, utter nonsense, and then extended to non-funny limits) strides by the cow.  Its a cow.  A cow that fights."Uhh, Mr. Cow, I like my steak well done.  I don't suppose you would take this tong and give me part of your left side there...here...let me draw it..."He takes out a nice felt-tip marker and begins walking towards Mr. Cow."You know, I once had a fine meal at a restaurant that shall remain nameless- the cow asked ME what cuts I wanted, none of this having to ask you stuff!"</blockquote>