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<blockquote data-quote="Savage Wombat" data-source="post: 714499" data-attributes="member: 1932"><p>* Has anyone ever actually made Otik's Spiced Potatoes?</p><p></p><p>Yes, I have. Ick.</p><p></p><p>* Wouldn't the job of being Elminster's apprentice be, like, surprisingly dull? </p><p></p><p>No, because you get to be Robin the boy hostage.</p><p></p><p>* Speaking of apprentices, I wonder how many of them make money during summer break by casting <em>mending</em> for the locals?</p><p></p><p>Only the ones that have tolerant masters.</p><p></p><p>*Do you think interplaner travelers annoy bards by requesting "Freebird"?</p><p></p><p>No, they request "Smoke on the Water".</p><p></p><p>*::cough:: WhereTheHeckIsAsgard? ::cough::</p><p></p><p>Try a lozenge for that.</p><p></p><p>* Are rangers two-fisted drinkers?</p><p></p><p>No, because that -2 penalty means they miss too often. Wouldn't want to have a drinking problem.</p><p></p><p>* Just who are those guys who father all those Half-Orcs? Is beer goggling to blame here?</p><p></p><p>Dating shows, actually.</p><p></p><p>* What do beholders do for fun? Do they go to comedy clubs? If so, what do they do for stand-up acts?</p><p></p><p>They write columns for fashion magazines, being experts on Beauty.</p><p></p><p>* Who would win in a fight: Gimble the Iconic Gnome Bard or Mechagodzilla?</p><p></p><p>Gimble, since M.G. has that major size penalty to hit and AC.</p><p></p><p>* OK, so what kind of archwizard <em>really</em> wants to be a lich? Wouldn't being dead kind of take the fun out of things? ("How's that cheeseburger, Vecna?" "I wouldn't know, I'm still dead.")</p><p></p><p>Most archwizards don't figure that out until a little too late...</p><p></p><p>What are your questions that you don't expect an answer to? </p><p></p><p></p><p>* Do dragons have a viable breeding population? With the number of new species that keep popping up, do they have sufficient numbers to avoid inbreeding disasters? If so, should Toril be knee-deep in the things?</p><p></p><p>*Why orcs and not hobgoblins?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Savage Wombat, post: 714499, member: 1932"] * Has anyone ever actually made Otik's Spiced Potatoes? Yes, I have. Ick. * Wouldn't the job of being Elminster's apprentice be, like, surprisingly dull? No, because you get to be Robin the boy hostage. * Speaking of apprentices, I wonder how many of them make money during summer break by casting [i]mending[/i] for the locals? Only the ones that have tolerant masters. *Do you think interplaner travelers annoy bards by requesting "Freebird"? No, they request "Smoke on the Water". *::cough:: WhereTheHeckIsAsgard? ::cough:: Try a lozenge for that. * Are rangers two-fisted drinkers? No, because that -2 penalty means they miss too often. Wouldn't want to have a drinking problem. * Just who are those guys who father all those Half-Orcs? Is beer goggling to blame here? Dating shows, actually. * What do beholders do for fun? Do they go to comedy clubs? If so, what do they do for stand-up acts? They write columns for fashion magazines, being experts on Beauty. * Who would win in a fight: Gimble the Iconic Gnome Bard or Mechagodzilla? Gimble, since M.G. has that major size penalty to hit and AC. * OK, so what kind of archwizard [i]really[/i] wants to be a lich? Wouldn't being dead kind of take the fun out of things? ("How's that cheeseburger, Vecna?" "I wouldn't know, I'm still dead.") Most archwizards don't figure that out until a little too late... What are your questions that you don't expect an answer to? * Do dragons have a viable breeding population? With the number of new species that keep popping up, do they have sufficient numbers to avoid inbreeding disasters? If so, should Toril be knee-deep in the things? *Why orcs and not hobgoblins? [/QUOTE]
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