If an area spell, like force orb, targets "enemies"...

[small pumpkin man]

Use a dishwasher. A little anachronism here and there couldn't hurt... (except for the person unfortunate enough to be underneath it.)

I'm personally a fan of using prismatic cows.

 

[GoLu]

Lets not derail into a bag of rats discussion, thanks!

The bag of rats was brought up in a mostly thread-relevant way, and so I think it my post that first derailed things. Sorry about that.

 

[Mort_Q]

CAN, or does?

Does. You can get a feat to be selective at Paragon levels iirc.