If EN World was a village, who would be whom?

[Dinkeldog]

I'd be da enforcer.

 

[Krug]

Reporter.
And nightsoil dwarf!

 

[Holy Bovine]

I would, of course, be the sacred cow of the village.

runs from the hail of rocks thrown his way

 

[alsih2o]

uuuuummmmm, let me think. hmmm, potter?

 

[Gez]

uuuuummmmm, let me think. hmmm, potter?

This is D&D ! Why not rather a medusa (maedar) ?

 

[EricNoah]

I want to be the town drunk!

 

[megamania]

I would be the grumpy crazy old man that always talks about another village (Darksun) that he thought was perfect. The children would be told to stay away from me and my yard. But, (secretly of course) I would be the village santa to those same %#@*& kids.

 

[alsih2o]

This is D&D ! Why not rather a medusa (maedar) ?

all the sculpture, none of the "head removal for town safety" issues

 

[Aloïsius]

I want to be the town drunk!

How's that mutually exclusive with "village elder" ?

Hey, there's a drunken master PrC, why not a "drunken loremaster" PrC ?

I like that concept, drunken loremaster. I think I'll add such an NPC IMC. Would you mind if I name him Eric ?

 

[Crothian]

Crothian is almost definately the sit-com neighbour that always appears at your window.

Hi ho neighbor!! Is that some fresh apple pie I smell?