If I had a million GPs.....

[LGodamus]

I'd buy an exotic pet, like a lamb or an emu.

Dont you mean Llama??

 

[Nareau]

...buy fifty-million chickens.

 

[DWARF]

...I'd buy Wizards and force them to change text in the upcoming 3.5 to misdirect people who buy it. Then, I would sell the rights to make a good D&D movie to New Line Cinema (those bastards! I still want to see Run Ronnie Run!) that stars Brad Pitt, Jennifer Connely, Jared Leto, Anthony Hopkins, Samuel Jackson, Ewen Bremner, Dennis Hopper, and Michael Jackson as the drow leader.

Cheers!

Pull out my coin-purse; it's the one that says Bad Motherer on it...

 

[Sixchan]

Well, 1 million GP is more or less equivalent to £70,394,378 (~$116.5M), so...

If I had a million GPs
(If I had a million GPs)
I would buy you a castle
(I would buy you a castle)

If I had a million GPs
(If I had a million GPs)
I'd buy wandering monsters for your catle
(Maybe a nice basilisk or a lizardman)

If I had a million GPs
(If I had a million GPs)
Well I'd buy you a mage-car
(A nice magical automobile)
And if I had a million GPs
I'd buy your love

If I had a million GPs
I'd build a Plane Gate in our yard
If I had a million GPs
You could help it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a million GPs
Maybe we could buy a summerhouse in Baator somewhere

And we could just go down there and hang out
like, open the door, and stuff
and there'd be a little devil Butler there for us
with pre-wrapped magic swords for us
Ooo, shiny
We get pre-wrapped swords but no pre-wrapped staffs?
What're we, Wizards?
Umm, yeah!

If I had a million GPs
(If I had a million GPs)
I'd buy you hide armour
(but not real hide armour that's cruel)
And if I had a million GPs
(If I had a million GPs)
I'd buy you an exotic familiar
(like a raven or a weasel)
And if I had a million GPs
(If I had a million GPs)
I'd buy you Vecna's remains
(ooh, all them rotting hands and eyes)
And if I had a million GPs
I'd buy your love

If I had a million GPs
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million GPs
We'd teleport there 'cause it costs more
If I had a million GPs
We wouldn't have to magic'lly kraft items
but we would craft magic items
of course, we'd just make more
And make really expensive rings with it
that's right, all the fanciest stat-boosting rings
Ooo...

If I had a million GPs
(If I had a million GPs)
I'd buy you Elven Chain
(But not real Elven Chain that's cruel)
And if I had a million GPs
(If I had a million GPs)
I'd buy you some of 'the art'
(maybe a Khelben or an Elminster)
If I had a million GPs
(If I had a million GPs)
I'd buy you a deity
(Haven't you always wanted a deity?)
If I had a million GPs
I'd buy your love

If I had a million GPs
If I had a million GPs
If I had a million GPs
If I had a million GPs
I'd be rich

EDIT: Corrected early morning spelling-errors

 

[Jürgen Hubert]

I'd go shopping. Let's see...

- Bag of Holding IV (10,000 gp)
- Headband of Intellect +6 (36,000 gp)
- Helm of Comprehending Languages and Reading Magic (2,600 gp)
- Manual of Bodily Health +5 (137,500 gp)
- Manual of Quickness of Action +5 (137,500 gp)
- Periapt of Health (7,500 gp)
- Periapt of Wisdom +6 (36,000 gp)
- Ring of Three Wishes (97,950 gp)
- Stone of Good Luck (10,000 gp)
- Tome of Clear Thought +5 (137,500 gp)
- Tome of Leadership and Influence +5 (137,500 gp)
- Tome of Understanding +5 (137,500 gp)

The remaining 62,450 will be invested wisely, which shouldn't be much of a problem now with my near-divine intellect and wisdom...

 

[Xeoble]

Sixchan, I have to commend you. I think that's one of the funniest things i've ever read.

 

[Sixchan]

Sixchan, I have to commend you. I think that's one of the funniest things i've ever read.

*bows*

I can't write songs for beans, but I enjoy changing other people's songs, since I don't have to come up with a tune or a format.

 

[Damon Griffin]

I think Swimming in Coins is a Feat. I don't have my books in front of me though

There's a spell called Liquid Assets that allows this; somewhat related to Airy Water. Permits the caster to dive into, swim through, or bathe in any sufficiently large pile of coins, gems, jewelry and artwork without actually altering the form of the treasure.

 

[Crothian]

I'd get it in copper pieces

 

[gamecat]

How do you know that the aforementioned GP isn't a Green Pretzel?

You all assumed gold pieces...