If RPGs were cars, mine's a . . . ?

[Ranes]

Mine's an old Alfa Spider, left-hand drive, five-speed, with the original Milan plates still on it. It costs more to run every year than it did to buy and the flat four engine's exploded and been replaced a couple of times. I've restored it to its former glory +5, giving it new alloys, re-spraying its wonderful Pininfarina designed body rosso red, tidied up the upholstery with CAA certified fire-resistant black leather, fitted a hand-made, double-lined German mohair roof, and discretely packed it with more state-of-the-art technology than an F22.

It growls and purrs like the beautiful, endangered, big cat it is. It doesn't have power steering but a magnificently over-sized walnut steering wheel makes up for that. Not the easiest beast to drive but worth the effort; you really feel like you are driving and not just being a passenger.

Wait a minute, that actually is my car. What a coincidence!

Oh yeah, and it used to be owned by the Mafia. Yep, definitely my kind of RPG.

 

[The Shaman]

Flashing Blades? A Facel Vega HK500 - sporty, stylish, French.

 

[megamania]

..... an 18 wheeler!

big and ever reaching

Slow to start but harder to stop once at speed

Never know what is in the back

spectacular when it crashes

and when you lease expect it to.... it transforms.....

 

[Wycen]

Mine would be a tank, with a telekinetic forklift that could flip cars on the freeway in front of me up into the air, which would then be blown up by the tank's rocket pods....uh, maybe this is the wrong fantasy vehicle thread.

 

[chaochou]

Mine's a rental. Everyone shares the driving.

 

[jasper]

A rusted hulk up on cinder blocks... )

Which was stole 4 years ago.

 

[Jack Daniel]

If I'm playing Engines & Empires, I guess it's obviously a steam wagon.

If it's Retro Phaze... let's say a four-color, pixelated Formula One racecar.