If you had a Time Machine...

[Warrior Poet]

I've heard the theory that it was her... ahem... technique.

Exactly!

But she did have a great asp.

There needs to be a rimshot smiley.

Warrior Poet

 

[Storminator]

I'd go watch Beethoven play.

PS

 

[Warrior Poet]

I'd go watch Beethoven play.

I'd take him some antibiotics to try and stave off the effects of syphillis (I think I remember reading that's what caused his deafness), so he'd be able to hear in the latter part of his life. I get such joy from his music, I wish he could have heard a lot of it, too.

Warrior Poet

 

[Desdichado]

I'd take him some antibiotics to try and stave off the effects of syphillis

That makes the idea of watching Beethoven "play" become a nice little double entendre...

 

[Hellzon]

*gotta stop reading so much Edgar Rice Burroughs....gotta stop reading so much Edgar Rice Burroughs....gotta stop reading so much Edgar Rice Burroughs....gotta stop reading so much Edgar Rice Burroughs....gotta stop reading so much Edgar Rice Burroughs....*

Heck no!!

/Hellzon - John Carter fanboi

 

[Templetroll]

November 22, 1963. Dallas, Texas. Did Lee Harvey Oswald act alone?

AHA! It was...er, will be... er, aw, y'know! YOU on the grassy knoll!!

 

[John Q. Mayhem]

Well, I wouldn't use a time machine, but if I had a time-viewer like in The Light of Other Days, I'd look and listen to aaaaaall sorts of things. Marilyn Monroe topping the list

 

[babomb]

I'd kill my grandfather. For Science!

Find out who came up with the idea of Political Correctness and toss them into the ice age before they could unleash their horror on the world.

Dude, just kill him outright. If he manages to survive, he could spread Political Correctness back then, and it'll be even worse.

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

And to DMC--no way, dude! Everybody should be reading more Egar Rice Burroughs. The world would be a better place. Seriously.

After watching the Justice League episode with Warlord, my son was like, "See? I told you that a hollow world would be a neat thing." I got up, dug around in some old crates, and handed him the entire Pellucidar series. I said, "Go nuts."

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

Heck no!!

/Hellzon - John Carter fanboi

HOLY CRAP...this link rocks my barsoomian socks!