If you were a small god... what would you be?

[Akunin]

I've been a small god for a long time now - check the .sig!

 

[Apok]

Sleep? What's that?

I'd have to be the God of Caffinated Beverages. I drink enough of 'em... My temple would be a gigantic Starbucks and my followers would be anyone who stayed up for at least 3 nights in a row on a caffine binge. Them and probably long-distance truckers.


Naturally, my archrival would be the God of Sleep Mattresses.

 

[shilsen]

And here I thought this thread was due to someone having read Terry Pratchett's amazing Discworld novel "Small Gods"

God of the Pride, Arrogance, and the Ego (check my sig)

 

[Angelsboi]

Pielorinho

Ill have some numbers with my pie please. Tomorrow is national Pi day

PS
Its also Albert Einsteins Birfday tomorrow!!

 

[Florin]

Well, I finally got around to posting to this thread... Which would make me the God of Procrastination! I wouldn't actually have any worshipers, because no one would ever get around to doing it.

 

[LostSoul]

I would be a DJ.


This is my church
This is where I heal my hurts
For tonight
God is a DJ

 

[Pielorinho]

Pielorinho

Ill have some numbers with my pie please. Tomorrow is national Pi day

Free pie for Angelsboi!

I can't take credit for this holiday -- it's either the creation of my brother or of a friend named Jac.

One of my proudest moments, though, was when I was invited to a party celebrating the math PhD of a close friend, and the law degree his housemate had earned a couple weeks earlier. I wanted to bake something for the party, but I wasn't sure what I should make.

In the end, I baked two things: a pie for him, and a torte for his housemate.

Daniel

 

[Angelsboi]

Pumpkin please

 

[Sir Osis of Liver]

I'd be the Small God of Beer, B-movie trivia, and of course Poison-testers!

My followers would all be drunks up all night watching Bruce Campell movies and worring about food poisoning from that rack of ribs they had for supper.

 

[Wild Karrde]

I decided to edit my post due to the fact that as I read them I seem to have attempted to steal the thunder from Sir Osis of Liver by trying to steal his godhood away from him.

I also put b-moveis and a Bruce Campbell reference...my bad.