If you were a small god... what would you be?

[Sir Osis of Liver]

I think my cat, Ash would be god of Anachic Cats, I've seen my share of nut felines but he takes the cake. The fruit cake!

 

[Someguy]

I'm still wating to recieve what i'm god of... I thinkl from the deck of many portfolios...

 

[Mark Plemmons]

I really like the Small Gods article in Dragon #293. (The Worldbuilding issue) So if u were a Small God... what would you be?

I think I'd end up being one of those little Tiki gods. Or maybe a giant head on Easter Island.



Mark

 

[Krug]

Other titles:
God of obscure DVD collecting; our temples are amazon.com affiliates
Deity of sports teams that haven't won anything for the past three decades or more; our religious symbol would be a Cubs cap of course.
God of Unfulfiled Desires and Unplayed modules also comes to mind.

 

[Zelda Themelin]

God of Unfulfiled Desires and Unplayed modules also comes to mind.

Well that is part of my domain, but you can take unplayed modules, unless they are part of "Unfulfilled Desires". Then again, goddess of my kind is always happy to share, so share we shall then.

 

[Palcadon]

God of Ice and all that is cold. I do it for a living already.

 

[Simon Magalis]

I would be the god of frustrated academics who find themselves teaching 9th grade English.

OR


I could also be the god of Pledge (the lemony fresh dusting aid) for I have always found its scent uplifting.

 

[Pielorinho]

You mean other people celebrate Pie day? Math geeks who solve math puzzles on the day don't count: only people who each delicious wonderful life-affirming pie count.

My cult grows....
Daniel

 

[Kestrel]

Hey, you stole my domain!

In that case I'll be a dyslexic chihuahua.

Sorry Wulf! I most definitely stole it...who could pass up on being the God of Slutty Goth Chicks?

 

[NiTessine]

I would be the small god of tea.
My shrines would be located in the tea farms of China, Ceylon and Nepal.