If you were a superhero... (#2)

[Ranger REG]

So basically you have the super power of being a Buzzkill/Killjoy. Nice!

Now, to use my power over those faithful supporters of WotC (aka the "Stepford gamers") with "digital" sugar in their eyes.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Now, to use my power over those faithful supporters of WotC (aka the "Stepford gamers") with "digital" sugar in their eyes.

<insert the stereotypical scene of a masses chearing on a super hero (or a colossal japanese monster) >


"Go Power Pessimist Save Us!"
"You are our only hope!"
"ME love you long time!"
"I always believed in you!"
"I'm freaken depressed!"
"Woooo... Pessimism Rules!"
"I feel so emo it hurts!"

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

And after his power goes off...


"Power Pessimist Can't Save Us!"
"We have no hope!"
"WE love you no more!"
"You betrayed my belief in you!"
"*blam*"
"Noooo... Pessimism Rules!"
"I feel so emo I'm hurtin' myself!"

 

[Angel Tarragon]

My Super-name would be Electrode and my powers would be electricity manipulation, power device, fly (as electricity through power lines)

 

[Ranger REG]

My Super-name would be Electrode and my powers would be electricity manipulation,...

No need to plug in or add batteries to ... ahem ... personal massagers.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

No need to plug in or add batteries to ... ahem ... personal massagers.

Dude, I'm a guy!

 

[Ferret]

You'd be surprised what's out there


I suppose my powers would have to link to my name. Something to do with being quite slipery maybe? Perhaps hiding?

'Mah Powers are D...d..dancing, and hiding things!'

 

[Aurora]

I would just be known as Him.

As in the Powerpuff Girls villain?

 

[Aeson]

Dude, I'm a guy!

And your point is? Guys use ... ahem ... personal massagers.

 

[Heckler]

And your point is? Guys use ... ahem ... personal massagers.

Aeson's using one right now, IYKWIMAITYD