IMPORTANT ENWORLD ISSUE #3: Eric Noah, Morrus, Piratecat, and um . . . Hong, no look

Not really a Hivemind thread, but a remarkable facsimile.

Oh, and since I couldn't fit their names into the title, um . . . Mark, Horacio, and Crothian, you guys scram too. Oh, and anyone whose name starts with the letter K has to go. Finally, if you don't like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, you can stay, but you have to stand across the room when you read, at least 10 ft. away.

Spoiler space (spoilers for ENWORLD, THE MOVIE)

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Gary Gygax really isn't Eric Noah's half-fiend lovechild. He's actually a killer robot baby, kinda like Chucky. And if you closely watch the finale, where Clay rescues the Ewoks that Piratecat is making walk the plank, you might notice a brief cameo by Christopher Walken. Apparently, KidCthulhu wasn't available that day, but Chris was available, so they used him as a stand-in.

I just can't believe that when they finally pulled the mask off Piratecat's head, he actually was Martha Stewart! It's always Martha Martha Martha!!!

Now, if you've read this far, I want you all to bring an unused, clean left sock, signed with your initials, to GenCon. We're going to give these socks to the people in charge of ENWorld, to help them feel loved. Ladies, you're welcome to give out bras instead, but not to Morrus. He's got low blood pressure, and might faint if he gets too excited.
 

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ha-HA! I got in! You can't keep me out, you overgrown Teddy-Bear!


Now, if you've read this far, I want you all to bring an unused, clean left sock, signed with your initials, to GenCon.


OK, I've just the... oh, CLEAN?!?!

Oh. Well, then...

Whistles innocently while opening garbage can behind his back...
 






What??? This isn't the line for square dancing class - I'm shocked & dismayed!




Actually, if I was going to GenCon and didn't already have a perfectly good use for my bra...
 

I won't be there either, can I mail to someone? What's the address?

And under no circumstances will it be Mr. Sock-lop.

Tanstaafl said:

Actually, if I was going to GenCon and didn't already have a perfectly good use for my bra...

So basically what you saying is you only have one?
 


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