In case of HIVE break glass

[Ginnel]

Could have been worse (imagine Hal's voice for the next lot) could have been:

*a small glass globe with a red light in its middle descends from the ceiling*
"I can't let you do that Mustrum"
"Cleaning sub routine activated, I'm sorry Mustrum you left me no choice"
*a laser beam shoots out and cleans the glass after you recover you look to see the glass has been replaced as well*

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

Very fast moving Hive today!

Right, lunchtime for me and a swift trip to the Post Office. Oh, the joy...

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

Could have been worse (imagine Hal's voice for the next lot) could have been:

*a small glass globe with a red light in its middle descends from the ceiling*
"I can't let you do that Mustrum"
"Cleaning sub routine activated, I'm sorry Mustrum you left me no choice"
*a laser beam shoots out and cleans the glass after you recover you look to see the glass has been replaced as well*

I could on top of that:
*For a moment you wonder why your urge to destroy the glass has entirely gone, and why seem to have a feeling of great heat and... pain. Have you been just killed and then recreated by the laser beam, yourself just a copy? But then you laugh it off as ridiculous - which of course is what was would to be expected of a well-programmed clone...*

 

[Phaezen]

I could on top of that:
*For a moment you wonder why your urge to destroy the glass has entirely gone, and why seem to have a feeling of great heat and... pain. Have you been just killed and then recreated by the laser beam, yourself just a copy. But then you laugh it off as ridiculous - which of course is what was would to be expected of a well-programmed clone...*

Please report to interrogation chamber red 4.

"Trust The Computer. The Computer is Your Friend."

Phaezen

 

[Ginnel]

Please report to interrogation chamber red 4.

"Trust The Computer. The Computer is Your Friend."

Phaezen

*Rubs his paws together*

"excellent, excellent"

*Toothy grin*

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

Please report to interrogation chamber red 4.

"Trust The Computer. The Computer is Your Friend."

Phaezen

Phaezen, you are hereby accused of treason. Please report yourself to your local Oblivion Centre for disintegration.

Any attempt to discover the source of your accusations, is, of course, treason.

Thank you for your compliance. Have a nice day.

 

[hafrogman]

Phaezen, you are hereby accused of treason. Please report yourself to your local Oblivion Centre for disintegration.

Any attempt to discover the source of your accusations, is, of course, treason.

Thank you for your compliance. Have a nice day.

Citizen Freeman, I regret to inform you that any knowledge of the Oblivion Centre is, of course treason. It is my solemn duty to execute you now. Please stand still.

 

[Phaezen]

Phaezen, you are hereby accused of treason. Please report yourself to your local Oblivion Centre for disintegration.

Any attempt to discover the source of your accusations, is, of course, treason.

Thank you for your compliance. Have a nice day.

*Points at Mustrum* Android! He is an Android!

*runs*

Phaezen

 

[Ginnel]

*weird green special effects and low pitched alien chanting*
"Free man run Free man, it is not your time!"


I wonder how many times you've had the half life card played at you I'm guessing enough that you wish you had a pound for each one.

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

*weird green special effects and low pitched alien chanting*
"Free man run Free man, it is not your time!"

I wonder how many times you've had the half life card played at you I'm guessing enough that you wish you had a pound for each one.

My friend Richard got Half-Life before I did, and once he'd played it a bit he called me round because he was enjoying it so much and wanted me to see it.

So, we're ticking through the opening section, and he right clicks on someone to talk to them, and this scientist person says "Well, hello Mr Freeman."

And I pointed at the screen with a slightly shaking finger and shouted "How does it know!?"