Impeesa
Explorer
I suddenly feel compelled to repost something I did for the WotC boards some time ago... good thing I save this crap, huh? 
To the tune of the Barenaked Ladies song -
It's been one week since I posted here
Bared my soul to the boards and asked for answers
Five days since I bumped it last,
Saying "Find me some info, come back and see me."
Three days since the WizO lock,
Knew it was a little OT but couldn't tell you
Yesterday, you finally tried to post
But it'll still be two days 'til I can get a topic through.
Stop for a sec and let the thief work
And cut the noise, jerk
Before he rolls for an encounter.
Killing swine is prob'ly fine, although I'd have to draw the line
At dragging smoking corpses through the temple of Ilmater.
Hot like the smoking laser death-sticks
Because we likes tricks
Because it's all about the genre.
Weapon master's got the mad crits
You mix and match bits, you shove the background in the corner.
Had to open up a can, and damn the man,
Before the bandits ran
I like the ninja, it's the cheapest of the classes
Gotta fight a duel with climber's tools
Just 'cuz the DM's cruel
Call the cleric, he's the band-aid for the masses
How can I know it when I'm stepping out of line in here
Irritating people though I'm trying to be helpful
I'm that kind of guy, puts everything in General
Can't comprehend what I think? You never will.
I have a tendency to spam to boost my post count
I have a history of losing my account
It's been one week since I posted here
Typed in caps, and spoke of 1337 ph34r
Five days since you yelled at me
Threatening to ban me and my IP
It's been three days since the evening chat
You found out where I lived, and grabbed your steel bat
Yesterday, you were still outside
Along with moderators, other fans, and the FBI
Bickity-bam goes the great-cleave fighter
Grab a bag of rats and watch 'em dive for cover
Got a character to change up every season
Sans rhyme or reason
I'll do a cat-man for my next one
Like Elminster they're all munchkin
Like Drizzt they're drow-kin
Like dragons with a bit of godling mixed in
Like Monte, got the plot hooks
Okay I don't write books
But if I did they'd have an orc and pie
Real men abuse the spiked chain
Inflicting mad pain
He's the ultimate melee guy
Gonna get a barrel full of caltrops
Get the sharp ones, make 'em really hop
Just so the villains aren't always messing up my retreat
Gotta get in line with the divine
'Cuz immortality is mine
Go mad with power in a heart beat
How can I know it when I'm stepping out of line in here
Irritating people though I'm trying to be helpful
I'm that kind of guy, puts everything in General
Can't comprehend what I think? You never will.
I have a tendency to spam to boost my post count
They have a history of banning my account
It's been one week since they came to me
Took a bat to my head and laughed with glee
Five days since I laughed at them
And said I'd call the cops as soon as I could move again
Three days since the emergency room
I realized I might be to blame, but what could I do?
Yesterday, someone emailed me
And said "We'll let you back in if you say you're sorry"
Let you back in if you say you're sorry
Let you back in if you say you're sorry
Psionic catman elf-ninja monkey
--Impeesa--
To the tune of the Barenaked Ladies song -
It's been one week since I posted here
Bared my soul to the boards and asked for answers
Five days since I bumped it last,
Saying "Find me some info, come back and see me."
Three days since the WizO lock,
Knew it was a little OT but couldn't tell you
Yesterday, you finally tried to post
But it'll still be two days 'til I can get a topic through.
Stop for a sec and let the thief work
And cut the noise, jerk
Before he rolls for an encounter.
Killing swine is prob'ly fine, although I'd have to draw the line
At dragging smoking corpses through the temple of Ilmater.
Hot like the smoking laser death-sticks
Because we likes tricks
Because it's all about the genre.
Weapon master's got the mad crits
You mix and match bits, you shove the background in the corner.
Had to open up a can, and damn the man,
Before the bandits ran
I like the ninja, it's the cheapest of the classes
Gotta fight a duel with climber's tools
Just 'cuz the DM's cruel
Call the cleric, he's the band-aid for the masses
How can I know it when I'm stepping out of line in here
Irritating people though I'm trying to be helpful
I'm that kind of guy, puts everything in General
Can't comprehend what I think? You never will.
I have a tendency to spam to boost my post count
I have a history of losing my account
It's been one week since I posted here
Typed in caps, and spoke of 1337 ph34r
Five days since you yelled at me
Threatening to ban me and my IP
It's been three days since the evening chat
You found out where I lived, and grabbed your steel bat
Yesterday, you were still outside
Along with moderators, other fans, and the FBI
Bickity-bam goes the great-cleave fighter
Grab a bag of rats and watch 'em dive for cover
Got a character to change up every season
Sans rhyme or reason
I'll do a cat-man for my next one
Like Elminster they're all munchkin
Like Drizzt they're drow-kin
Like dragons with a bit of godling mixed in
Like Monte, got the plot hooks
Okay I don't write books
But if I did they'd have an orc and pie
Real men abuse the spiked chain
Inflicting mad pain
He's the ultimate melee guy
Gonna get a barrel full of caltrops
Get the sharp ones, make 'em really hop
Just so the villains aren't always messing up my retreat
Gotta get in line with the divine
'Cuz immortality is mine
Go mad with power in a heart beat
How can I know it when I'm stepping out of line in here
Irritating people though I'm trying to be helpful
I'm that kind of guy, puts everything in General
Can't comprehend what I think? You never will.
I have a tendency to spam to boost my post count
They have a history of banning my account
It's been one week since they came to me
Took a bat to my head and laughed with glee
Five days since I laughed at them
And said I'd call the cops as soon as I could move again
Three days since the emergency room
I realized I might be to blame, but what could I do?
Yesterday, someone emailed me
And said "We'll let you back in if you say you're sorry"
Let you back in if you say you're sorry
Let you back in if you say you're sorry
Psionic catman elf-ninja monkey
--Impeesa--
