Sollir Furryfoot
Explorer
Template In!
James Heard wrote:
Dearest Baklunish chieftain:
We of the Aestian Pickle and Pike Corporation are displeased with
your slanderous characterizations of our Oeridian brothers. As all gnomes
are taught in school, your people are prone to tales and genocide - so why
should we believe your libelous words? Does not the Malachite Throne
still stand proud in Masyus? Do we not even now promote the essential
goodness and superiority of Aestian goods across Oerth? Are our pickles
not sweet and crunchy?
We reject your assertion that the sun is dead as well. We were
commenting upon it this morning with our children, and agreed it is
good and most certainly in well health. The sun is in no immediate danger,
certainly not from genocidal maniacs from beyond our fair nation's
borders. Besides, all of our genocidal maniacs are supposed to be duly
registered so that they can pay the appropriate taxes. You see? We're
in absolutely no danger.
Sincerely,
Roger O'Snallagens - Agent of the Court
PS. My cousin Nubbins would please to be inquiring on the price of snow
and fantastically handcrafted totems from the exotic provinces of
Polaria in your people. We have enclosed one example of each (note is
attached to a large and fierce looking totem pole, which also shows
signs of water damage).
"Not at all your Lordship. One thing I do not lack is time. I have been sent on behalf of Queen Xin Hope of Miranda who wishes to extend an offering of non-aggression and peace to powers, such as yourself. With a possible offer of alliance, if you are interested."
[sblock]I can offer you assistance in this IR, and a direction if you desire as well-something more than a simple non-aggression pact to be united in. Respond to this if you're interested. I'm short on time today (making my own template!, heh) or I'd maket his a longer, IC post, so I hope you don't mind.[/sblock]
Eluvan said:Also: once the game is underway, is diplomacy going to be regulated? Can you only make diplomatic advances or replies during your turn? Or will that remain free form? This is a definite problem I'm having right now - everybody is frantically sending diplomatic messages back and forth, but because I've been away it's like the whole of the League of Athyr's been living in a cave for the last few weeks. Kind of a serious disadvantage.
Eluvan said:I appreciate the offer of help, Anabstercorian.![]()
But... what can I say? I'm muleheaded I guess. I need to do this myself if I'm going to enjoy it, I think.
James Heard said:Personally I'd prefer that the sexuality be strictly PG-13, but that's more because I don't know anyone here. Besides, I don't need to know how Vecna gets his ya-yas, and I don't need to squick anyone out by writing gnome kink out in explicit detail. Part of the reason I participate in the forums that I do is because they're nothing I'd be embarrassed about if my twelve year old daughter came up behind me and started to read.
Airwhale said:Template in!
Sollir Furryfoot said:Template In!
Creamsteak said:(Public)
Here is my official hit-list as determined in #ir.
[sblock]Xael -> Melkor -> James Heard -> Airwhale -> Anabstercorian -> Nac Mac Feegle -> Rikandur Azebol -> Festy Dog -> Devilish -> Venus -> John Brown -> Paxus Asclepius -> Kalanyr -> Dralonxitz -> Knight Otu -> William -> Edena -> Azmodean -> Sollir -> Uvenelei -> Thomas Hobbes -> Bugbear -> Eluvan -> Guilt Puppy -> Album Cover X -> Radiant [/sblock]
Kalanyr said:Revised Template In.
William Ronald said:I kind of prefer to keep everything PG-13, as this is EN World. I am not a prude, but I don't see much of a need for explicit content.
William Ronald said:OOC: Serpenteye, you might want to check the Mega Post for information on the World of Greyhawk Calendars and the months of the year. This may help in tracking time in the game. Possibly the four week long festivals outside of the months (one per season) might occur during the between turn discussion threads.
William Ronald said:XAEL -- PRIVATE
Serpenteye said:Lucky, lucky Radiant
Judging by the arrows, you'll be the first.Xael said:Poor, poor Xael.
Now I just have to figure out, if I'm being considered a threat or the weakest one.![]()