(IR) 4th ooc-thread of the 5th IR

[James Heard]

The Kingdom of Aestia would like to prematurely announce the Drow Children's Relief Fund: This alliance is to give toys and canned goods to starving drow children, is open to all who wish to join, and shall stay in effect until the last drow child stops suffering.

Aestia would like to begin the pledge by sending several tons of muffins and brightly colored tops to Edena's faction. Along with Alcian holy books and inspirational pamphlets of course.

Furthermore, Aestia would like to announce that it is forming the Neutrality Alliance. We're going ahead and signing everyone up ahead of time because it's such a great idea that we're sure that you'll want to be a part of it. Members of the Neutrality Alliance agree to only wage war on non-Neutral nations, nations without warm, sunny beaches, and nations that don't own a considerable amount of land on the southern polar ice caps. WELCOME TO THE ALLIANCE! I hope we can all be friends for eternity!

Also, Aestia is announcing the formation of an International Committee for Sports. The ICS' charter statement is about providing fields to play sports between international organizations, instead of the senseless loss of lives on the battlefield the ICS members will strive to provide neutral grounds and referees so that international violence can be attended by interested bardic organizations and kept score on. Remember, we're still taking ideas for how to best organize our trophies - shall we used a tiered single elimination round system or shall it all about the regular season? YOU DECIDE! ! !

And finally, Aestia would like to announce LichMatch™. Been around for eternity without having found that special someone? Finding that undeath cramps your style in the dating scene? LOOK NO FURTHER! LichMatch™ is for YOU!

Announcements are sent worldwide with complementary Lloth-Os, luxurious leather red hats (for the gnomes in your life), a tin of meat, muffins, brightly colored spindle tops, a limited edition "Stamps of Aestia" booklet so that everyone can start collecting stamps, and inspirational pamphlets from the Alcian church - "We're all part of something. Join something because you're already a part of it."

 

[Melkor Lord Of ALL!]

Serpenteye! Airwhale!

[sblock]-Serpenteye, but I assume I can make the strike with my Epic and Elite forces before my regular troops arrive?

I am giving 250 Pl of my regular humanoid forces to Airwhale when his spelljammers arrive to take my armies to Ginebei.

Airwhale, Gallador has no reason to turn on you, he has a LE sense of honour, which means keeping his promises. You will be allowed to create a base on Ginebei, and those humanoids can be turned to neutral alignment.

I want an overhelming quick strike to anhilate the Archlich and his 10 Elite Pl. My 35 Elite and 6 Epic Pl, and 20 Elite, 2 Epic forces from Airwhale should be able to easily achieve this task. My spellcasters will try to take control of his 300 regular Pl of mindless Undeath, it should be easy after Sahlisa is finished, so I would gain more that I lost to Airwhale.

After this I am making the offer to weaker warlords, as detailed in my previous post, I want them to be intimidated by my power.[/sblock]

 

[devilish]

The TEC pact is one of the reasions Rhynnon has gone to the Solastrium. Just waiting for my audience with the High Lords is all. Very Busy people those High Lords.

Yikes....I'll say! Tomorrow on the morn....10amEST....busy busy busy times.

 

[Serpenteye]

Furthermore, Aestia would like to announce that it is forming the Neutrality Alliance. We're going ahead and signing everyone up ahead of time because it's such a great idea that we're sure that you'll want to be a part of it.

Lol.

Serpenteye! Airwhale!

...

'k.

 

[Bugbear]

Furthermore, Aestia would like to announce that it is forming the Neutrality Alliance. We're going ahead and signing everyone up ahead of time because it's such a great idea that we're sure that you'll want to be a part of it. Members of the Neutrality Alliance agree to wage war on non-Neutral nations, nations without warm, sunny beaches, and nations that don't own a considerable amount of land on the southern polar ice caps. WELCOME TO THE ALLIANCE! I hope we can all be friends for eternity!

From the Nyrondise Ministry of Defense:

Dear Sir or Madam,
The Kingdom of Greater Nyrond appreciates your interest in allying with us and thanks you for the gifts. However, in order for us to process your request, we ask that you provide us with some basic information.

Enclosed you will find the E-705 moral questionnaire survey, the T-807 troop allocation and commitment form, the RX-4003 Strategic vulnerability Questionnaire, the WTF-5000 friendly fire consent form, and a standard pre-war liability contract. All of these must be filled out completely with copies sent, in triplicate, by separate carriers (for security Reasons), to the appropriate offices as listed in section 1.G of each document.

Again thank you for your interest

Lord Tighlyr Durvin,
Ministry of Defense,
Office of Foreign Relations,
Treaty Division

 

[Bugbear]

Yikes....I'll say! Tomorrow on the morn....10amEST....busy busy busy times.

NP

Rhynnon is a patient man, and his entourage is to frightened to complain

 

[James Heard]

From the Nyrondise Ministry of Defense:

Dear Sir or Madam,
The Kingdom of Greater Nyrond appreciates your interest in allying with us and thanks you for the gifts. However, in order for us to process your request, we ask that you provide us with some basic information.

Enclosed you will find the E-705 moral questionnaire survey, the T-807 troop allocation and commitment form, the RX-4003 Strategic vulnerability Questionnaire, the WTF-5000 friendly fire consent form, and a standard pre-war liability contract. All of these must be filled out completely with copies sent, in triplicate, by separate carriers (for security Reasons), to the appropriate offices as listed in section 1.G of each document.

Again thank you for your interest

Lord Tighlyr Durvin,
Ministry of Defense,
Office of Foreign Relations,
Treaty Division

All are returned with all fields filled, pictures titled "Mi Mem and Dadde" and "Santa Alcian Bringun Gefts!!!" on the back, and dazzling array of claims. Aestia apparently has a standing army of "lots and lots", "more than a hunnert", "more than angels in the skies even" and they're committed to "stopping crimes - LIKE HATMAN!!!!! (accompanying picture of menacing gnome with hat symbol in sky)" and they "don't like fires, they're firemen." Most of the signature fields are signed "Roddy Redurrins" and in something suspiciously like crayon.

 

[Bugbear]

All are returned with all fields filled, pictures titled "Mi Mem and Dadde" and "Santa Alcian Bringun Gefts!!!" on the back, and dazzling array of claims. Aestia apparently has a standing army of "lots and lots", "more than a hunnert", "more than angels in the skies even" and they're committed to "stopping crimes - LIKE HATMAN!!!!! (accompanying picture of menacing gnome with hat symbol in sky)" and they "don't like fires, they're firemen." Most of the signature fields are signed "Roddy Redurrins" and in something suspiciously like crayon.

From the Nyrondise Ministry of Defense:
Sir Roddy Redurrins, Fireman,

Thank you for the timely response, your applications are being processed at this time.
I am pleased to see that you have opted for allowing your soldiers to be used for experiential purposes [T-807, section 14.H], and that you have also agreed to allow the construction of a military base in your lands [RX-4003' Section 47D]. These wise decisions will go a long way in approving you application.

Once the processing is completed, The Ministry of Defense will make your case to our King, who shall have the final decision in the mater. We will contact you once decision has been made.

Lord Tighlyr Durvin,
Ministry of Defense,
Office of Foreign Relations,
Treaty Division

 

[Knight Otu]

Several Aerdi veterans in ... information gathering just commited collective sepukku. Their .... remains will be put to good use.

 

[Bugbear]

And finally, Aestia would like to announce LichMatch™. Been around for eternity without having found that special someone? Finding that undeath cramps your style in the dating scene? LOOK NO FURTHER! LichMatch™ is for YOU!

Dear LichMatch (tm)
I was told about your organization by a Friend and would like more information. I have been looking for that special undead lady my whole life, but where I live it's very difficult to meet them. I hope you can Help.

T.D.
Rel Mord, Greater Nyrond