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<blockquote data-quote="Snarf Zagyg" data-source="post: 8390248" data-attributes="member: 7023840"><p>[SPOILER]</p><p><em>I guess I'm the mean, cynical hard-to-please judge of this competition...</em></p><p></p><p>Ha! [USER=60965]@Iron Sky[/USER] just admitted that he's Simon Cowell!</p><p></p><p>I can't wait for his next judgment .....</p><p></p><p>You better hope that the next judge is blind and can't read what you turned in. I only have a limited number of words in my vocabulary, and not nearly enough to express how truly awful the experience of reading your entry was. If my judging criteria were to pass you on to the next round based on a failure to meaningfully use the ingredients, misuse the most basic words in the English language, and produce an adventure that not only doesn't engage the reader, but actively repulses them? Well, you'd be a winner.</p><p></p><p>But given that isn't the way I'm deciding this round, I have to let you know that at no point while reading your rambling and incoherent adventure did I find anything resembling a coherent thought, let alone a hook. Every person who accidentally stumbles across your submission is now dumber for having read it. I am not going to announce a winner, but simply state that you are the loser, and may God have mercy on your soul.</p><p>[/SPOILER]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Snarf Zagyg, post: 8390248, member: 7023840"] [SPOILER] [I]I guess I'm the mean, cynical hard-to-please judge of this competition...[/I] Ha! [USER=60965]@Iron Sky[/USER] just admitted that he's Simon Cowell! I can't wait for his next judgment ..... You better hope that the next judge is blind and can't read what you turned in. I only have a limited number of words in my vocabulary, and not nearly enough to express how truly awful the experience of reading your entry was. If my judging criteria were to pass you on to the next round based on a failure to meaningfully use the ingredients, misuse the most basic words in the English language, and produce an adventure that not only doesn't engage the reader, but actively repulses them? Well, you'd be a winner. But given that isn't the way I'm deciding this round, I have to let you know that at no point while reading your rambling and incoherent adventure did I find anything resembling a coherent thought, let alone a hook. Every person who accidentally stumbles across your submission is now dumber for having read it. I am not going to announce a winner, but simply state that you are the loser, and may God have mercy on your soul. [/SPOILER] [/QUOTE]
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