Is a cloak of the archmage machine safe?

[Scott DeWar]

Sure, as long as the bags are empty.

Tumble dry tends to really beat up that old PC body you stuffed in there until you could afford a Resurection.

wouldn't the heat and the water cause some major stinkage?

 

[prosfilaes]

I'm still trying to figure out what a Cloak of the Archmage Machine is, but it just sounds unsafe.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

El Mahdi
Yeah well, if the world was ALL about Wizards, then sure. But this is a new ERA. I recieve more GAIN from washing things the old fashioned way, rather than just using magic to WISK the dirt away. Besides, I feel that non-magical cleaning leaves my clothes much softer and DOWNY.

People CHEER the BOLD individual willing to stem the TIDE of magical proliferation!

I have a few XTRA puns to drag out into the SUN if you need them. However, you already did an ULTRA good job.

You both know many puns, but I KENMORE. But were I to unleash all my arcane pun knowledge, we'd all disappear in a cosmic WHIRLPOOL. You MAYTAG my claim as mere bragging, but it has been witnessed by many a bard, including the famous Sam of the Vales. Indeed, my punning prowess is SAMSUNG.

And if you dare challenge me, I'll defend my claim with ARM & HAMMER, in SUNLIGHT and rain, until I WIN.

 

[Summer-Knight925]

BEHOLD!

Reese's Cups are now completely out of my pockets! No more attracting fiendish giant ants on my adventures!


on the by and by, the cloak of the archmagi can only be washed with similar colors.

*Note: the red does bleed out of the neutral cloak, so it is best to wash it alone.

 

[Stormonu]

Few people know this, but Kwalish's first job was as a Maytag repairman. After being summoned to Lolth's spider ship to contain the radioactive leak that was causing the demonic underwear to glow in the dark, he decided to go in business for himself (especially since Leuk-O already had an assistant and Lum the Mad wasn't hiring).

 

[El Mahdi]

wouldn't the heat and the water cause some major stinkage?

Nahhhh. But the shrinkage is quite noticable after Ressurection...