Is it cheating if...

[Galethorn]

Is it cheating to use the books? So and so said that real gamers don't ever have to get them out.

Is it cheating to use a table? So and so said that real gamers can use the sides of irregular boulders.

Is it cheating to speak english instead of common? So and so said that real gamers are fluent in the languages their characters are.

Is it cheating to speak out-of-character? Krondor the mighty says that he bathes in the blood of the fools who do.

 

[Angcuru]

Is it cheating not to only use dice forged from your own congealed blood and blessed by the blood of your fallen enemies? So and so says yes, but then, so and so is completely insane.

 

[Desdichado]

Is it cheating to start a thread on ENWorld when a ruling doesn't go your way in the game to try and get sympathy posts to change your DM's mind?

Is it cheating to never come back to the thread again if you start such a post, and the general opinion goes against you?

 

[Galethorn]

Is it cheating to use pre-made sauce on home-made pasta? So and so said that real gamers are master sauciers.

Is it cheating to use mood-altering perscription drugs to make your DM nicer? So and so said that real gamers know how to make their own out of plants, then apply it with a blow-gun.

 

[Darkness]

Hehe. This being the off-topic forum, the title made me expect an entirely different kind of thread.

 

[dead]

Is it cheating for players to fudge dice rolls? My GM thinks he is creating the *best* story for us but I know better. Me winning all the time is the best story! And what my GM doesn't know want hurt her.

 

[Robbert Raets]

Hehe. This being the off-topic forum, the title made me expect an entirely different kind of thread.

Highschool football star quarterback: "Bee-Jays don't count, right coach?"

 

[Ranger REG]

Is it cheating if you invite your best friend's lonely girlfriend to a one-on-one gaming session while he's on a long-term out-of-state job assignment?