Is my group odd?

[Caeden]

Or is stuff like this the norm? We've compiled a list of quotes that have been said during our meetings and I just wanted to know if your groups have the same problem mine does. Lol. I hope none of it is inappropiate.

Curtice: Well, I've got a couple of throwing daggers and some darts I'm not proficient with.

Ben 2: Mine doesn't taste like apples at all...why do they call it apple Jacks?
Joseph: Probably some guy named Jack who lost his apples.
Jake: Wouldn't it be Jack's Apples then?
Ben 2: No. That sounds dirty.

Joseph: It's a bastard sword.
Jake: An illegal sword?
Seth: You mean illegitimate?
Jake: Shut up!

Ben 1: There's popping noises in my ear, make it stop Joseph.
Joseph: Ooookay. Die.

David: Is someone making chili, or is that just *ss. I really can't tell.

Seth: The great hall is...well...great.

Ben1: Joseph, has anyone told you how much you look like Julia Roberts?
Everyone: (Stunned silence)

Ben 2: During the first watch, nothing happens, during the second watch nothing happens. During the thrid watch, Joseph masturbates again.

Joseph: Does it feel like wine?

Ben 2: Through the greeny greenery.

Jake: Okay, if you keep being British, these are going in your eyes.

Joseph: Got any lightables on fire?

Mike: Roll a d20 to see how much pleasure you're given.

Ben 2: Turn the candles off.

Ben 2: You know what's scary? Cambodian bread...

Jake: French women, the wookies of earth.

Joseph: What!?! That's the crappiest piece of crap I've ever crapped!

Ben 2: Well...my left leg is gay.
Everyone: Silence.

Joseph: Ewww...That's horrible homosexual incest.
Ben2: That's alliteration.

Joseph: Fudge nuts and poophole.

Curtise: Yeah, let's IF our way back to breakfast.

Ben1: Shorts and pants you idiot.
Joseph: Or shpants.

Ben2: Into what Ben likes to call the backdoor.

Joseph: What can I say? I like it rough.

Joseph: There's an old floor on the carpet.

Ben1: Quit Yoinking on my pencil.

Ben2: Ewww...Orc Brothels.

David: It still smells like *ss down here...or maybe that's potato chips.
Jake: Mmmmm...*ss flavored potato chips.

Evan: Barhop?
Ben2: Sparhawk! Spar as in to fight for the purpose of training and Hawk as in the flappy-flappy that goes "Squee!" and bites and dives.

Ben1: Learn to shop!
Ben2: Ben, that's about your estrogen level for tonight.

Mike: If it was a ghetto fan, it wouldn't work at all.
Ben2: Except in the winter.
Mike. Every once in a while you have to spin it by hand.
Ben2: Fan's winding down again.

David. I love exploding birds.

Jake: Asher's broken, put a quarter in.
David: That's how whores work.

Ben2: I should befriend an air elemental. I could call him fluffy...or maybe Rocky.
Ben1: "I coulda been a contenda."

Ben2: (singing) It's raining God! Allelulia!

Ben2: Unfortunately, a god's menstrual cycle is eons long.
David: That's why it's raining God.

Ben2: Ha-ha! Panda bears are dying!

David: Puns are good.

Curtice: Toyotas are good.

 

[Trainz]

Some of those quotes might have been too much for Eric's granny, but hell where they funny !

Thanks !

I really liked the :

"Evan: Barhop?"
"Ben2: Sparhawk! Spar as in to fight for the purpose of training and Hawk as in the flappy-flappy that goes "Squee!" and bites and dives."

Your group's not odd, it's just darn funny. We do have funny quotes like that IMC, but since we're french, I won't bother posting them here.

 

[Crothian]

As long as people are having fun, then it's all good.

 

[William Ronald]

Fun is the whole point of gaming. It's also a major reason to come to EN World.

 

[Nightfall]

Agreed. Having fun is important. So what if your group's a little weird. I've been in far stranger places...and it wasn't any RPG involved! In any case I can also say that part of having fun is by being unique. And I can honestly say tonight's session was unique...in that I FINALLY use a Moon Daemon. *cheers* I love them little buggers. "Ooh look it's a werewolf!" *PCs use silver weapons.." Hey wait he likes it! *Moon Daemon casts Unholy blight..." Arggh! *Dead PC!*

 

[Tallok]

No that's not too different from our group, but maybe a bit more on topic than our group. I did like those quotes though

 

[NiTessine]

Yah, your group is pretty normal, for a gaming group. I'd post some quotes from my group, but since we talk in a strange mix of Finnish, English, Japanese, German, French, Swedish, and geek jargon, it would lose too much in translation.

And Eric's grandmother would be angry.

 

[Dark Dragon]

Sounds quite normal to me. As long as you've fun...
Sometimes we've sessions where we have to close doors and windows to keep the tone inside.
Eric's Grandma wouldn't like those sessions

 

[Djeta Thernadier]

Check out my Quote Page link in my sig.

And a recent addition :

DM : OK, Brent what do you do?
Brent : These cups smell like cheese (smelling the cup he's drinking from)

20 minutes later...

DM : Ok Brent, do you help the captain?
Brent : I've figured it out! You use that string cheese in your dishwasher instead of soap, don't you!?\



you get the idea...

 

[Magic Slim]

Your group isn't weird. If you wanna know weird, you should check out... aarrgh cant remember... a lot of people have his quotes in their sig's... His name is Al *** the III I think... you know there's one player who always makes a ninja and Blobert Smith and Johnny Tangent... Argh stupid memory!

Slim