D&D General Is there a word for "rule by the bearded"?

[the Jester]

The 1e DMG is famous for including a list of government types, including introducing the word "Magocracy". But it lacks a term for "rule by the bearded, or by the person with the biggest beard".

Is there such a term? I doubt it. There should be. What would it be?

 

[Oofta]

Awesome? Beardocracy? Take your pick

 

[Pedantic]

Hirsucracy?

 

[RuinousPowers]

Pogonocracy.

 

[ichabod]

Well, plutocracy comes from the Greek, the interwebs says that moushi is beard in greek, so moushocracy?

Although you might as well just call it a patriarchy.

 

[Clint_L]

ZZTopocracy.

 

[Cordwainer Fish]

Uristocracy.

 

[Charlaquin]

EDIT: Nope, I should learn not to “correct” people incorrectly.

 

[J.Quondam]

Barbarchy?

 

[Tales and Chronicles]

Barbarchy?

Mustarchy?