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It is my very favourite ranged weapon.
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This is my crossbow. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My crossbow is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My crossbow, without me, is useless. Without my crossbow, I am useless. I must fire my crossbow true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...
My crossbow and myself know that what counts in this war is not the bolts we fire, the power of our strike, or the doom we bring. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My crossbow is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its bow. I will keep my crossbow clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before the heavens, I swear this creed. My crossbow and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is ours and there is no enemy, but peace!
My crossbow is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My crossbow, without me, is useless. Without my crossbow, I am useless. I must fire my crossbow true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...
My crossbow and myself know that what counts in this war is not the bolts we fire, the power of our strike, or the doom we bring. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My crossbow is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its bow. I will keep my crossbow clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before the heavens, I swear this creed. My crossbow and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is ours and there is no enemy, but peace!
Hmmm...apparently, "crossbow" and "composite longbow" read the same at 3:45AM. 
Hmmm...apparently, "crossbow" and "composite longbow" read the same at 3:45AM.
I hope you're not in charge of resupplying any frontier garrisons.
El Mahdi
Muad'Dib of the Anauroch
Hmmm...apparently, "crossbow" and "composite longbow" read the same at 3:45AM.
Maybe you should spend more time in your bunk.
Uhmmm....err....nevermind
Olgar Shiverstone
Legend
I'm more interested in the MW psychotic longsword.
blargney the second
blargney the minute's son
I keened that thing a dozen sessions ago, and I have yet to roll a 17 or 18 on an attack roll. :-/
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